Come one, come all. Submit your bids to takeover the NFC cow project. Generous soft loan available to the successful bidder.
No experience required and age preferably in the twenties. Due to urgency of the project, loan will be given out very quickly even before you sign the agreement. No business plans required. No need to repay loan until many years later. As this is a high impact project, you can use the loan to do whatever you want as long as there is impact. You can buy condos, start restaurants, start supermarkets, start investment firms, buy luxury cars and have much deserved expensive holidays overseas. Only requirement is to slaughter a few cows per year.
Prequalification: one of your parents must be a big shot. APPLY NOW!
- [Curi]
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