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Tuesday, October 31, 2023

TUESDAY JOKES - 184

 

Pantai Hiburan Kuala Rompin, Rompin, Pahang, Malaysia

Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more.
The barman says, “You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it . Your pints would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
Patrick replies, “Well now, I have two brothers, one is in Malaysia and the other in Australia and here I am in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.”
The barman admits that this is a nice custom and says no more.
Patrick becomes a regular customer and always drinks the same way … ordering three pints and drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.

One day, he comes in and orders just two pints. All the other regulars in the bar noticed and fell silent. When he goes back to the bar for the second round, the barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." 

Patrick looked confused for a moment, then the penny drops and he starts to laugh, “Oh no,” he says, "My Goodness, everyone is fine! It is me … I've quit drinking!”



How do you tell a kebab to be quiet?

Shish kebab!

 

What did the elephant ask the naked man?

“How do you breathe out of that thing?”

 

My wife claims I'm a baseball fanatic. 

She says all I ever read about is baseball. 

All I ever talk about is baseball. 

All I ever think about is baseball.

I told her she's way off base!


How is life like being a toilet paper?
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone!

 

A Malaysian gentleman stood before a delicatessen display counter and pointed to a tray. "I'll have a pound of that salmon," he said.
"That's not salmon," the clerk said. "It's wagyu."

"Mister," the customer snapped, "in case nobody ever told you, you got a big mouth!

 

What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy?

A US$100 bill!

 

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home. 

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, "It’s just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, ‘comfortable.’"
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, ‘comfortable’?"

The brunette explains, "My sister’s blonde. She’ll read it very, very slowly!"

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