Dumb and Dumber – Just for laughs

It is not what goes into a person’s mouth that condemns a person. It is what comes out of the mouth that fills his heart, a case of: “Your own words will declare you either innocent or guilty!” And saying all those ugly things to impressionable minds is almost cruel. Such malice on his part! Does he hear what he says? One moment, Bersih has no traction, not even a security threat. Now, death!

May Chee Chook Ying

I think those in power must not just declare their assets like how those in Penang did, but also their IQs! Imagine, saying that some of us who took part in Bersih 3.0 wanted to cause deaths! Tell that to my husband who plays hide-and-seek with cockroaches, with him doing the hiding.

How can anyone who love their motherland enough to seek fair and free election for the good of all, want to harm another fellow Malaysian? From what I gathered, Bersih 3.0 protestors were hunted down and battered for a good 2 hours from 3-5pm before they retaliated, in self-defense. We were not the one with guns. Can cause death-ah with salt, water, towels and loads of goodwill?

It is not what goes into a person’s mouth that condemns a person. It is what comes out of the mouth that fills his heart, a case of: “Your own words will declare you either innocent or guilty!” And saying all those ugly things to impressionable minds is almost cruel. Such malice on his part! Does he hear what he says? One moment, Bersih has no traction, not even a security threat. Now, death! Goodness, can he please declare his IQ before he stands for the next election? I want to know whether to vote for him or the next village idiot!

Then, there’s the other one who called our most revered Tok Guru all those names. Even my ketots know how not to suffer my deadly stare, should they not greet anyone older in my presence. How come this man, whom those in uniform have to stand upright when they see him, dare show such insolence? I bet his parents are turning in their graves. Shame on him! I hope he knows the repercussions of his actions for it is said that every sin can be forgiven a man, even any evil said against God, but whoever attributes to evil, what is inherently good, like our Tok Guru here, will not be forgiven. He better start doing penance!

Accusing the brave Bar Council of damaging its credibility and integrity by rushing last Friday’s EGM to condemn police brutality, our Malaysian version of Laurel/Hardy should just give himself a tight slap! Wasn’t it just recently when time stood still for the powers-that-be to rush 8 bills to put us back into the dark ages? Hear yourself speak, please? How will you be able to speak in an international arena, representing our beloved nation, equipped with such an ill-formed brain or conscience? How can anyone take you seriously? Malu je!

Geleng kepala ku when I think of those “leaders” who keep churning out statements that border on lunacy! Yet, they have and continue to threaten to incarcerate those who are able to share the lot of the privileged but prefer to put themselves in the service of nation before self. We really should reject those village idiots who refuse to stand in solidarity with their fellow Malaysians, in order to be admitted
into higher circles or those clinging to power because their closets are spilling out with skeletons. We must reject these Laurels and Hardys, including those who want to go back in time, before we Malaysians become, “Malaysia-ah, Mana Boleh? Kan they all jokers?”

To all those out there fighting for a better Malaysia, please do not lose focus. All these stupid distractions are just what they are – plain STUPID! They put in ridiculous amendments to outrage so that you might settle for something less. Don’t settle for anything less. Know that your mission is a freeing one – a liberation from structures of oppression and the awakening of each person regarding his dignity and self-preservation. We are a democracy; our constitution protects our right in having a more active participation in deciding our fate and future. No way we are going to let Dumb or Dumber determine the destiny of our beloved motherland. That would be suicidal!

Giving out peanuts while they stash away ill-gotten gains elsewhere. Liquidating before the nation go bust. Isn’t it obvious a lot of dirty deals are being rushed? And which village idiot accused others of rushing? Hey, look at yourself in the mirror-lah! Since when my IQ lower than yours? I wonder if someone could have an IQ that goes into the negative? He appoints someone with a damned interest to head a panel, then call it an independent panel! Aiyoh, now I’m having a headache! I could OD myself with morphine, yet the pain would not go away! Do people outside Malaysia know what’s going on inside Malaysia? Sungguh memalukan-lah! How to hide my face when I go abroad? Can I say I’m not Malaysian-ah?

So many jokers around, not funny haha type but funny STUPID! The powers-that-be, let me say this once again: If you think we are fools, then you must be the bigger fool. Why? Because the joke’s on you.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!