According
to a news report, a certain private school in Kuala Lumpur recently was faced
with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use
lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put
on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of
little lip prints.
Every
night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would
put them back.
Finally,
the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls
to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.... She explained
that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who
had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult, it had been
to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much
effort was required.
He took
out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror
with it.
Since
then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror!
Did you hear about
the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food,
but no atmosphere!
It was
Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,
"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas
shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offence",
said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened!"
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and Ships!
A blonde was playing Trivial
Pursuit one night. When it was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on
"Science & Nature".
Her question was, "If you
are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?
She thought for some time and then asked,
"Is it on or off?"
Why should you
never trust stairs?
They’re always up
to something!
Why did the bullet
end up losing its job?
It got fired!
There's this old priest who got
sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One
Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear that word one more time, I'll
quit!"
Everyone liked him, so they
came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had
"fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well,
until the priest died at a ripe old age.
About a week after the new priest arrived, he
visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
The priest said, "You have to do something
about the roads and sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional,
they keep talking about having fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one
had told the new priest about the code word.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your own wife fell three times this week already, and your daughter fell twice!"
As usual, we remind you to take your Memo Plus Gold daily. It will help to keep you alert and mentally sharp. For more information or to order for Memo Plus Gold, please visit : https://oze.my.
No comments:
Post a Comment
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.