A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so
well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy
takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes of his trousers
and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him
and says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says
"Yes! How did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied,
"you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another and
they made love.
After they have done, the girl
says, "You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego
says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
Where do beef burgers go to
dance?
The meatball!
A wife comes home late one night and quietly
opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she
sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to
the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her
husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come
to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
Life is like a willy...
Often hard for no reason!
Little Adik was staying with
his grandmother for a few days. He had been playing outside with the other kids
for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Nek, what is it
called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the
other?"
She was a little taken aback,
but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called making love, sayang."
Little Adik just said,
"Oh, OK" and went back outside to the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said
angrily, "Nek, it is not called making love! It's called bunk bed! And
Abang Kassim's mom wants to talk to you right now!"
Why did the squirrel swim on
its back?
To keep his nuts dry!
Without
women, love making would be a pain in the ass!
A man is talking to his best
friend about married life.
You know," he says,
"I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me.
But there's always that doubt."
His friend says, "Yeah, I
know what you mean."
A couple of weeks later the man
has to go out of town on business. Before he goes, he gets together with his
friend. "While I'm away, could you do me a favour? Could you watch my
house and see if there is anything fishy going on? I mean, I trust my wife but
there's always that doubt."
The friend agrees to help out,
and the man leaves town. Two weeks later he comes back and meets his friend.
"So did anything
happen?"
"I have some bad news for
you," says the friend.
"The day after you left, I
saw a strange car pull up in front of your house. The horn honked and your wife
ran out and got into the car and they drove away. Later, after dark, the car
came back. I saw your wife and a strange man get out. They went into the house
and I saw a light go on, so I ran over and looked in the window. Your wife was
kissing the man. Then he took off his shirt. Then she took off her blouse. Then
they turned off the light."
"Then what happened?"
says the man.
"I don't know. It was too
dark to see."
"Damn, you see what I meant? There's always that doubt!"
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