A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it
was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now
that's addition." In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back
and said, "Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her, she kissed
him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, "That's
multiplication." Then her dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick
decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long
division!"
You know there's no official training for trash
collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along!
As a woman was about to go home after a long and
stressful day at the office, her cell phone rang. It was her husband.
"Will you be joining me in
the whirlpool bath tonight?" he asked.
"What a lovely way to
spend an evening," she thought.
She was about to tell him how considerate he was
when he continued, "because if you're not, I need to start adding more
water to the tub!"
Three boys are in the
schoolyard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, "My
dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they
give him RM50."
The second boy says,
"That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he
calls it a song, and they give him RM100."
The third boy says, "I can do even better.
My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes
eight people to collect all the money!"
Did you hear how the zombie
bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead-lifting!
A family was having dinner once when the youngest boy asked his father whether worms tasted nice when we eat them. Both the parents reprimanded the little boy and told him that these things shouldn't be discussed over the dinner table. When the father asked the boy after dinner why he had asked such a question, he replied, "Papa, I think worms taste good because there was one in your noodles!"
Two men meet on opposite sides of a river.
One shouts to the other, "I need you to help
me get to the other side!"
The other guy replies,
"You're on the other side!"
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot
below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking
distance.
The fish said to itself,
"If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a
meal." Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to
itself, " If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up,
and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal."
As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was
happening. He thought to himself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish,
the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I'll shoot
the bear."
Just then, a rat was standing
behind the hunter saying to itself," If that fly moves closer to the fish,
the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will
lean over to shoot the bear, and I'll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of
the hunter.
However, unbeknownst to the
rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, "If that fly moves
closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter
will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I'll snatch the
rat."
At that very moment, the fly
dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the
hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the
rat and landed in the lake!
As usual, we remind you to take your Memo Plus Gold daily. It will help to keep you alert and mentally sharp. For more information or to order for Memo Plus Gold, please visit : https://oze.my.
No comments:
Post a Comment
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.