Firstly I wouldn’t be writing this except that frequent commenter J. sent me an email and the information. Plus I was on the road to Damascus (actually to Oro-gemma) when the skies opened up and the gods spoke to me again.
Also I got an idea how to spin this and make it look stupid, which it really is.
It works like this folks. Have to do some India-rubber-man-stretching to get to the point (like the people who wrote the ‘imaginary pet unicorn' stories). But we will get there.
About a week ago someone wrote that Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamed our PM for 22 years got all his ideas and advice from me about the current predicament involving that other Moron. I received plenty comments and smses from people.
It seems that even Tan Sri Muhyiddin listened to everything I said to him.
Well its no secret that both Tun Dr Mahathir and Tan Sri Muhyiddin meet and talk to a lot of people.
But it does give me a bit of a bengkak kepala that other people think I am such a great influence on a former PM and DPM. Not bad for a mamak with typing skills.
Well, the bengkak lasted until someone else told me that H@b*bullshit (another corrupted mamak – yo thambi one day we have to meet up) gives money to these people. The things people write for money. So it did let some air out of my bag. Bengkak pun hilang.
Then yesterday this thingy came out in Malaysiakini :
Police probe claim tycoons funded Dr M's plot
investigating claims prominent tycoons bankrolled plot
article says barons met with Dr M and Daim in London
contained serious allegations against prominent individuals
will look into it to determine how author obtained information
allegations damaging to VIPs, serious accusations of sabotaging
group met in London late last year, settled on RM2 b figure
to grease MPs, local media portals, bloggers, well-connected persons
accused Mahathir and Daim of "buy over" 40 MPs at RM10 m per pax
interesting to know if 40 MPs remunerated, and how money was channelled
claimed Mahathir attacked ringgit with a slingshot
This is too stupid. It is filler to justify the payments. Most likely put together during the morning toilette.
Anyway lets get back to my India-rubber-man-stretch thingy folks.
Step 1. I control the minds of Tun Dr Mahathir and Tan Sri Muhyidin Yassin. Fuiyyo. I am their chief advisor. That thought is so cool. Jangan main. Dont mess with me. I can control your mind. I can bend your thoughts according to my will. Roll over Rasputin, go get a haircut and a shave.
Be warned. Stare long enough into
this photo and I will control your mind.
Repeat this quickly 7 times : Owa-tana-sayyam
Step 2: Dr Mahathir controls all the billionaire tycoons in Malaysia, as per this latest expose in M’kini.
Step 3 : Ergo I must be controlling the billionaire tycoons in Malaysia as well, through Dr Mahathir and Tan Sri Muhyiddin. So there you are folks. I am the most influential person in Malaysia. Not too stretched either.
Step 4 : Here are my bank account details :
OutSyed The Box,
Account No. 100200300400500
Banque de Imbecile, Cayman Islands.
Folks, deposits above US$1.0 million entitles you to an invitation to my next secret worship service – full moon of every month. Dress code : Creepy black.
For the new initiates, I shall be the object of your dutiful worship. Now repeat this quickly 7 times : Owa-tana-sayyam.
Venue will be made known in strict confidence because those pesky jabatan agama retards maybe cruising around.
Akhir kalam. I just thought of making fun of this. The Houthis are doing kick ass great and I have some time this morning. The things people will say and do for money.
RM10 million for each of 40 MPs? That is RM400 million. Ok then what happened? This RM400 million grease thing happened in December 2014?
I say, this is December 17, 2015 lah, eight days away from Christmas. (There is a 4 kilo turkey chilling in our freezer, getting ready for the oven. Sajalah joining the fun, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie and all).
But the point is, despite the RM400 million, the other Moron is still PM.
So what happened to the RM400 million from December 2014 ?
Wait a minute - Ringgit got devalued kah?
Mua ha ha ha.
The sad thing out of all this is that Twitter guy.
He has to “investigate” all these dumb @$$ shenanigans.
Folks, what will be Twitter’s legacy ?
I recall Tan Sri Rahim Noor (Head of SB then) and Tun Hanif Omar (IGP then) put together the Haadyai Peace Accords between the CPM and Malaysia.
What a fantastic achievement.
A great legacy.
Syabas dan tabik hormat kepada Tan Sri Rahim Noor and Tun Hanif Omar.
So what shall be Twitter’s legacy ?
H@b*bullshit pays money to write crap. Then Twitter has to “do the necessary”. In Maharashtra or someplace a janitor is known as a ‘bang-gi’ – so I was told.
Conclusion : Why hasn’t anyone offered me any money yet? I am of retirement age. I don’t mind a nice pile of cash. I control Dr Mahathir, Muhyiddin plus the billionaire tycoons. That should be worth something.
Dont waste time with RM500k brader H@b*bullshit. You can carry that coal to Newcastle.
A nice RM10 million will do. Cash.
Plus a ‘Get out of Jail Free’ card.
Plus an ‘Exempt from Income Tax’ Stat Dec from Ketua Pengarah LHDN
Plus a ‘We confirm it is a donation’ declaration from my buddies at the MACC.
If no items 2, 3 and 4 then you can keep your money.
Prepaids and morons – take note. Then there is less chance of a haunting.
p.s. How you wish you could write like me mua ha ha ha ha.
It goes back to 1996. Then Sept 2nd, 1998.
We had a great team. We were the best.
The "E" divisions know. - http://syedsoutsidethebox.blogspot.com/
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