EXPOSED: THE NAKED TRUTH BEHIND NAJIB CAMP'S CLUMSY CANCELLATION OF 1MDB DEBATE

The long awaited debate on 1MDB, between DAP lawmaker Tony Pua and the chief executive of 1MDB, Arul Kanda Kandasamy, will not take place.

If the debate had taken place, the people behind 1MDB, would have been stuffed. The whole world would have realised the extent of the seriousness of the 1MDB saga. The Speaker wants to stop this.

It was suggested that PKR vice-president, Rafizi Ramli, another vocal critic of 1MDB would replace Pua, but Rafizi has quashed suggestions that he relished the idea of replacing Pua because, "...both of us are botak (bald) anyway. It's not a good sight on TV". Arul is bald, while Rafizi has a receding hairline. Here are some pros and cons of being bald.

Bald men don't need haircuts. Some barber shops in the far-east, have no scissors and the barbers are always women in short skirts. A woman with a bald boyfriend, or husband would suspect that something was amiss, if he were to say that he needs a haircut.

Bald men do not hog the bathroom. Some men with hair, spend an extraordinarily long time applying gel and other hair and facial treatments before they go out, or to work. Some bald men apply moisturiser to stop the scalp from drying out; others polish their heads with wax to make them shiny.

Bald men always fight the baddies. Most Hollywood heroes, who save the world, are portrayed by bald men like Yul Brunner, Bruce Willis, Van Diesel, Sean Connery and Jason Stratham. Malaysians may say that the goodie-baddie roles are reversed, in the east.

Bald men are sexy. Again, in the Hollywood movies, the bald men end up with the most gorgeous girls. Some Malaysians may disagree that the women are attracted to the man's physique.Bald men cannot get caught in an affair. Mistresses tend to leave lipstick marks on the husband's collar. A strand of her lover's hair, may be found on the straying wife's shoulder. Bald men cannot leave such evidence.

Bald men are perceived to be more manly. In a study, women were shown two pictures of a man. In one of the pictures he appeared to be bald. Most women thought that the bald version of the man, looked taller and stronger.Bald men look good. A majority of women think that bald men look good. It is believed that the bald head takes the women's attention away from the man's bad skin, big nose, big ears, pink lips or other disfigurements.

Bald men should sit at the side of a conference room. There should be a rule banning bald men from sitting in the front row of a conference room. Anyone taking a photo of the panel of speakers, will find that the light from the flash will reflect off the shiny heads and overexpose the photographs.

Bald men cost less to maintain. Bald men save money because they have no need for shampoos, conditioner, gels or combs. More ver, bald men do not suffer from head lice.Bald men have to be carefully made up for TV roles. Several make-up girls are needed to powder the man's pate.-TheAntDaily