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10 APRIL 2024

Saturday, February 24, 2024



Night view of Mount Kinabalu from Kg. Giok, Tamparuli, Sabah, Malaysia yesterday.

One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.
He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it, and so he did.
The guy walked out of the store, carrying the statue in his arms. Suddenly some rats started following him.
He shrugged it off, and continued on his way.
As he walked along, more and more rats started following him, until all the rats in the city were behind him.
He suddenly realized that it was the statue that was doing this.
He headed towards the bay that resided next to the city, and threw the statue in. The rats followed, not caring about their immediate deaths.
The guy ran back to the store, and when he reached it, the store owner said, "No refunds".
The guy shook his head, and said, "No, no, I was wondering if you have any statues like the one, I bought, only shaped like a lawyer!"


After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies.
Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.”

His read, “Talk while you have a chance!”

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. 

"You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss."

The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, saw his wife and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and after you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. 

Tonight, I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?"

"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker!"

Mary Clancy goes up to Father McGuire after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. 

He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "

She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun!' "

As a kid, I got lectured for only doing the bare minimum to complete a task.

As an engineer, I get paid to do just that!

"I told you I was right!" cried the religious teacher, but his friends insisted that nothing had happened that could not be explained by natural causes.
The religious teacher was getting ready to ask for a VERY big sign, but just as he said, "Oh God...," the sky turned pitch black, the earth shook, and a deep, booming voice intoned, "HEEEEEEEE'S RIIIIIIIGHT!"
The religious teacher put his hands on his hips, turned to the other three, and said, "Well?"

"So," shrugged one of the other religious teachers, "now it's 3 to 2!"


Sign at a Maternity Clothes Shop.
We Are Open On Labour Day!


I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I'd ever seen.
The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy's face, saying, "I made love to your mother."
Despite being huge and jacked, the tough guy just kept shrugging it off. The old guy laughed in the tough guy's face, saying it again. "Hey, I made love to your mother."
Then, the old man even poked him, and repeated himself, "No seriously, I made love to your mother."
At this point, finally, the tough guy had had enough. He grabbed the old man by his jacket and began to pull him out of the bar, yelling,
"That's it. We're going home, Dad. You're drunk!"

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