John, a
well-to-do bachelor, invited his mother over for dinner one night. During the
meal, Mom couldn't help notice how attractive and shapely the house keeper was,
and wondered if there was more going on than meets the eye.
John sensing what his mother was thinking said to
her "I know what you're thinking, Mom, but I assure you my relationship
with the house keeper is purely professional."
A week later, the house keeper
told John that ever since his mother's visit a silver gravy ladle has been
missing. John sent his mother a note which said, "Mom, I'm not saying you
did take the gravy ladle, and I'm not saying you didn't, but the fact remains
one has been missing since you were here".
A few days later he receives a note from his
mother. "John: I'm not saying you sleep with your house keeper, nor am I
saying you're not. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own
bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom".
Was your dad the king for a day?
He must have been to have a princess like you!
A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met
at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who led him down the streets of gold. They
passed mansion after mansion until they came to the very end of the street.
Saint Peter stopped the rich man in front of a little shack. "This belongs
to you,” said Saint Peter. "Why do I get this ugly thing when there are so
many mansions I could live in?” the man demanded. "We did the best we
could with the money you sent us!” Saint Peter replied.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde has been by
your computer?
A: There is cheese by the mouse!
I cannot take my eyes off you.
Unless, of course, you notice me.
Then I will quickly look away and act as though
nothing happened!
She left the milkman at the sofa when the phone
rang, and was back in a few seconds.
"Who was it?" he
asked.
"My husband," she
replied.
"I better get going,"
he said. "Where was he?"
"Relax. He's downtown playing poker with
you!"
I am not a professional photographer, but I can
picture us together!
A man who walking along a California beach was
deep in prayer.
All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord,
grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above
his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to
be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a
bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said, "Your
request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of
undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The
concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but is hard for me to justify
your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another
wish. A wish you think would honour and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a
long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women.
I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me
the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing' and
how I can make a woman truly happy."
After a few minutes, God said,
"Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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