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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Stupit Malayans

By DUMNO

Ha ha... Election coming oredi. We DUMNO non-non's will win again. You see, ah... We can give out a few ringgit here and there, and everyone will kowtow to us. Kiss our hand-lah, jilat our buntut-lah, and so on. We build a few mosques here and there, and people worship us. We control Allah. We really do !! We send the PM's husband to Vatican only so dat the Popiah wont invade Malaya like the Portugis. We scared kena attack ah! Popiah pray means we all hapis mampus liau!

Opposition stupit. They dun control anything. They say only that they want to be honest. See-lah, Lim Guan Eng cant even manage a car park in Penang. How can anyone build a Kanchil-sahaja multi-storey car park? Kandang Basikal oso better, and cheaper. Buatan bamboo cukup-lah. And can charge $50million some more. At least DUMNO people got enough brains to make hamsup video of opposition leaders, and elect porn-stars to become presidents. Laidet, it keeps the people happy mah. They can watch hamsup videos of Politicians mah. Wait... Mat Sabo's hamsup video will come out very soon, and then you can buy from pirated DVD shop in pasar malam. Koot or not? Who say we dun love Malayans?

What opposition do? Scream and shout only about honesty. Honesty do what? NOTHING !! You think Penang so great izzit? Pearl of the Orient izzit? We still got Putrajaya. And guess what? Putrajaya CONTROLS Penang !! Putrajaya dun give Penang looi, LGE can "chiak sai". HAH!! I oso can speaking Cheena. I got Cheena informants mah. They oso want to cari makan mah! Anyway, with 100% of Putrajaya voters working for us, you think anyone there got balls to vote for opposition ah? We make sure than 90% of all gomen employees dun make enough money to even qualify to pay tax, so dat they must resort to korupsi. You think gomen workers want to sell kachang puteh at roadside meh? Why you think DUMNO must keep Malayans poor and stupit? So dat they have no time to lawan us lorrrr...

Why I say Malayan ah? Because Malaya was never Colonized mahhhhhh. Never Colonized means where got Malaysia? TAR was only our poster-boy-lor. And actually ah, Tugu Kebangsaan should be demolished. Why ah? Because it is UNTRUE, and unIslamic. Islam says CANNOT make human statues. So, Tugu Kebangsaan must be destroyed !! Esok I go ask uncle C4 to bring his bombs.

On the same note, we will tell Muslims to give us all their unIslamic money. Yes. All RINGGIT is unIslamic. Why ah? Coz got picture of Agong on it lor. Islam says we cannot have pictures of humans mah. Actually, we will also go to central market tomorrow and arrest all those artist buggers. They have to cari duit somewhere else. Be polisman lah ! Can easily cari duit extorting money from all the stupit Cheena. The stupit Cheena scream and shout about Honesty, but still pay korupsi money to Polis werd. If Polis no space, the painters can oso work in MACC. As long as they can wear a uniform, they can be MACC. All those "anti-korupsi" badges is only for show, and oso to make some looi for the badge-making company, which belongs to me mahhhh. ** cough cough **

Skool ah? What is skool? We should start to shut down skools because it will make people cRever. If Malayans become cRever, then DUMNO Hapis !! No one can be cReverester than DUMNO. And that is why we HATE those who go to non-gomen skool. cRever Cheena we HATE!! cRever Melayu we HATE!! cRever India we HATE!! cRever Dan-Lain-Lain oso we HATE!! Unnersten or not?

We NOT Prejudice !! WE HATE YOU ALL cRever people !!! STOP making yourselves cRever can or not !!! It makes us all look damn STUPIT !! Go watch some more Astro lah. Give you 32thousand channels for what? You pay to make yourself stupider ! Cepat cepat Go ! Go !!

But, then again, we know that you will eRect us back into ofis once again, and again, and again, until lepas Jesus Christ come back and go away oso you will eRect DUMNO as Gomen.

See you next eRection. Now dun disturb me. Go away while I go shop for another US$24million ring, or bangle, or maybe watch some more hamsup Video of Mat Sabo......

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