Telur Penyu Too Soft. Telur Ayam Tak Ada.

Is there a mutiny brewing within UMNO against Zahid? By Murray Hunter (Click here).

OSTB :  Nope. Dalam UMNO, mutiny semua tak ada. Sebelum boleh mutiny perlu ada dua ingredient yang penting ia itu otak dan telur. Telur penyu tak boleh sebab telur penyu is soft. So otak tak ada, telur pun tak ada so no mutiny in UMNO. So Zahid is safe.    

another grassroots revolt erupting, within UMNO

OSTB :  Nope. No grassroots revolt inside UMNO. Lalang revolt pun tak ada dalam UMNO. Telur ayam tak ada. Telur penyu sahaja. So Zahid is safe.  

Zahid cannot secure pardon for Najib potential uprising against Zahid

OSTB :  Nope. No uprising against Zahid. No such thing. Zahid is safe. UMNO members just dont have any guts. UMNO members very brave when bullying other people. Boleh tunjuk penumbuk, boleh buli student university, boleh angkat keris hiasan. But other than that no telor ayam. Got plenty telor penyu. Telor penyu soft.   So Zahid very safe.

delegates at UMNO conference demanded pardon for Najib, blamed Zahid 

OSTB : Zahid peduli apa? Zahid dont care. What delegates? Zahid dont care. X-man also dont care. So Najib will stay in jail for 12 years. UMNO members cannot do anything.

much displeasure over Zahid as president 
Zahid postponed party election 
expelled, suspended critics from UMNO
lost respect from Zahid 

OSTB : Zahid peduli apa? Displeasure or lost respect Zahid dont care. UMNO cannot do anything against Zahid. UMNO got no telor ayam, got no otak. Umno got plenty telor penyu. Very soft.

Zahid’s supporters within UMNO are turning against him

OSTB : Nope. No one in UMNO got the guts to turn against Zahid. Zahid peduli apa? UMNO cannot do anything against Zahid. UMNO got no telor ayam, got no otak. Umno got plenty telor penyu. Very soft.

eight UMNO state reps in Pahang will jump after nomination day  
create crisis and topple BN state government in Pahang
UMNO people in Perak State Assembly will do same thing 

OSTB : Nope. No one in UMNO got the guts to jump or topple anything. To jump you need telor ayam. No telor ayam in UMNO. Extreme shortage. Only telor penyu. Telor penyu too soft. No crisis, no toppling, no nothing. This is NOT Thailand. This is NOT Indonesia. This is UMNO. Only telor penyu. Too soft.

MCA, MIC extremely disappointed not given any seats in state elections

OSTB : MCA and MIC extremely disappointed so what? Who cares? MCA can climb on the rooftop of MCA building in Jalan Ampang and sing " I'm gonna learn how to fly. . . " Umno dont care. Same with MIC. Hello how many Indians in PKR top leadership? So who is MIC?

MCA, MIC seriously considering their future within BN

OSTB : Who cares? Last time also MCA was considering their future with BN. Last time means like 20 years ago (when Rita Sim was running MCA think tank). Nothing happened. After considering, reconsidering, re-reconsidering MCA is still in BN. No telor ayam. Only telor penyu. Telor penyu is soft. Gerakan got more telor ayam. They dumped BN and joined Bersatu. Good choice, wrong choice only time will tell. We will know soon. But Gerakan has got guts. MCA and MCA no telor ayam.

number of UMNO MPs considering resigning 
resignations could unsettle parliament
number of factors behind this
Najib pardon issue, Zahid's expulsions of high-profile members  

OSTB : Nope. No one in UMNO will resign. No telor ayam. Not going to happen. Even if UMNO building is sold for scrap no one will resign or protest. They just do not have the guts.  This has been UMNO trademark for a long time.

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