Club of Obedient Wives to enter local politics

Kuala Lumpur, 27 January. The Malaysian Club for Obedient Wives (COW) today announced that it will be entering the local political scene with an aim of contesting at least 8 seats in the next general elections. Malaysian COW’s International Vice-President, Rohaya Nordin said this is part of COW’s long-term plan – aimed at teaching Malaysian men and women how to perform better in bed. Rohaya was speaking to journalists at the launch of COW’s latest blockbuster movie “Kembalikan seks kepada lembu” directed by Mana We.

Rohaya explained “We have submitted our application to the Registrar of Societies. The party will be known as Parti Jaga Kote Rakyat (PJKR). Our main agenda is to look after the welfare of the rakyat – that’s why we chose the word kote which means welfare in ancient javanese. PJKR will have branches in all states except in Kelantan. We plan to contest in Batang Berjuntai, Pekan, Permatang Pauh, Labis, Pagoh, Sg. Siput, Lembah Pantai and Putrajaya.

When asked about the party’s philosophy, Rohaya said “we do not lean left or right. We just lie straight, either on our backs or tummies. We are neither socialist nor fascist, neither communist nor Marxist party. We practice our own brand of politics called bacchanalia. It is good for the country”.

Monyet News Network has learnt that PJKR has begun its recruitment drive. Membership is however limited to Malaysian women only. Transvestite may be accepted as associate members. According to a highly placed source within COW, 4 women and 87 transvestites have registered to join the party.

When quizzed by journalists, Rohaya said “we are confident of winning many seats in the coming general elections. We are better than the goons at Barisan and Pakatan. If you vote for BN, you will only end up with yours ball squeezed. If you vote for Pakatan, you will end up with your ass screwed. Vote for PJKR and enjoy a good sex life”.

COW invites all Malaysians to join or support PJKR. Rohaya added “although men cannot join our party but they can support us. Donations, food and volunteers are welcome. The best support will of course be a pillow under our tummies”


Posted by Monyet King