Saturday Lite : Berita Pendatang

No  1. Kes pendatang Jawa terlibat kemasukan pendatang China

Tuan-tuan sdra Melayu, tuan-tuan sudah tertipu dengan pembohongan mereka bahawa mereka pejuang bangsa dan negara.  Mereka berjuang untuk kocek mereka sendiri.

Soalan cepu mas :  Orang Melayu dapat apa? Yang Felda masih Felda. Yang di kampong masih duduk di kampong.  Yang di rumah teres di Taman Tun makin terancam?  Macam orang putih kata, 'you have been sold down the river'.

Takpelah. Pejuang-pejuang gagah perkasa makin kaya. 
Tuan-tuan penyokong dan pengundi dapat apa?

No. 2  Kes pendatang India mahu bawa masuk pendatang Afrika

YB Thenga Mande Kula

Putrajaya mulling workers from Africa
to accommodate plantation sector

Minister Thenga Mandey Kula said Vietnam, Indon no longer interested 
salary received not too different from their countries 

I been discussing with ambassadors of African nations 
we look at suitability of Africans 

My comments :  

Here is the real situation.  Foreign workers from Vietnam and Indonesia are no longer interested to work here because their salary has caught up with Malaysia, says Thenga Mande Kula. 

Malaysia has fallen behind Vietnam and Indonesia and soon Vietnam and Indonesia will need workers from Malaysia.

Thenga Mandey has come up with a brilliant solution - get workers from Africa. 

Thenga Mandey does not know that the  Immigration  (?)  just conducted an operation to round up 45 year old African college students.  Too many of them are willing to spend thousands of Ringgit to disguise themselves as students just to get a visa into Malaysia. 

Now all they have to do is disguise themselves as illiterate African plantation workers and Thenga Mandey Kula will give them a visa to get into Malaysia.   No need  for them to go through tedious procedures pretending to be 45 year old college students to get a visa. 

Thus far all the other DAP Ministers (Anthony Loke, Yeo Bee Yin, Gobind Deo, Teo Nee Ching, Lim Guan Eng) have shown competency in their jobs.

The exception is Thenga Mandey Kula.  The brother does not seem to understand things as well. 

To conclude, if Indon workers do not find Malaysia attractive anymore, that is a very bad sign. Malaysia is regressing.