It was
a black man.....a hungry, thirsty bum. He was looking for food in a garbage can
when suddenly he found a can of Pepsi. He opens the can and a magic genie
popped out.
"You get three wishes, be very careful
and don't spoil them."
"OK,
OK," and without hesitation, he says, "first I want to be white.
Second, I want a lot of girls, naked girls, beautiful girls sitting on my face!
And third, I want plenty to drink.... lots of water.
Bam,
presto...the Magic Genie turned him into.....a toilet!
Women
are like roads.
The more
curves they have, the more dangerous they are!
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl
in the third pew leaned
toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
Linda
was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist.
Linda kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed
that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.
With
about six other patients waiting, Linda marched up to her mother, looked her
straight in the face and shook her shoulder.
"Mommy," she yelled, "Wake up! This is not a church!"
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is!
The
pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large
turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the
turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.
Everyone stared in silence as the turkey
caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.
When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the
coach shouted, 'You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season and I'll see to it
that you get a huge bonus.' 'Forget the bonus,' the turkey said, 'All I want to
know is, does the season go past Christmas Day?'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You
don't!
There is a clock on the oven!
A
widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found
himself missing her desperately.
He went to a psychic to see if he could
contact his late wife.
The psychic went into a trance. A strange
breeze wafted through the darkened room and suddenly, the man heard the
unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife.
"Honey!" he cried. "Is that you?" "Yes, my husband." "Are you happy?" "Yes, my husband." "Happier than you were with me?" "Yes, my husband." "Then Heaven must be an amazing place!" "I'm not in Heaven, dear!"
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