Sit for 10 mins with an alcoholic - you will feel life is very stress free.
Sit for 10 mins with a priest, monk, sadhus & sanyasis - you will feel like gifting away everything to charity.
Sit for 10 mins with a politician - you will feel all your studies are useless.
Sit for 10 mins with a life insurance agent - you will feel that it is better to die.
Sit for 10 mins with traders - you will feel your earnings are too meagre.
Sit for 10 mins with scientists - you will feel the enormity of your ignorance.
Sit for 10 mins with good teachers - you will feel like wanting to become a student again.
Sit for 10 mins with a farmer or a worker - you will feel you are not working hard enough.
Sit for 10 mins with a soldier - you will feel your services & sacrifices are insignificant.
Sit for 10 mins with a good friend - you will feel your life is heaven! ☺️❤️
The girl knelt at the confession and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”
“What is it, child?”
“Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.”
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, “My dear, I have good news. That isn’t a sin – it’s only a mistake.”
My grandfather has the heart of a lion…
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Ghoulash!
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely!
What happened if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water!
What do vampires think of blood transfusions?
New-fangled rubbish!
You’ll never see a million-hair putting everything into a shavings account.
Instead he makes bald decisions, even if they are pure follicle.
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. “It’s to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes,” she explains.
When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. “Miss,” he said,
“I’m meeting’ my wife right away. How do I get the gum out of my ears?”
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk.
Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, “I stopped it!”
“I know, you idiot!” said the man. “I was pushing it!”
At a recent convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarked to another, “Did you know that we have switched from rats to lawyers for experiments in our laboratory?”
“Really?” replied the other researcher. “Why the switch?”
“There were a number of reasons,” the first researcher explained. “First, our laboratory assistants don’t become so attached to them. Second, lawyers breed much quicker, making them far more plentiful. Third, animal rights groups have no objection to their torture and fourth, there are some things even a rat won’t do.”
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