President Joe
"Sleepy" Biden wants the White House painted!
The Chinese painter quoted 3
million dollars.
The European painter quoted 7
million dollars.
The Malaysian painter quoted 10 million dollars.
Joe
asked the Chinese guy how did you quote?
He
said:
1
million for paint
1
million for labour
1
million profit.
He asked the European guy?
He said:
3
million for paint
2
million for labour
2
million profit.
He asked the Malaysian guy?
The Malaysian said:
4
million for me
3
million for you
3 million will give it to the Chinese guy to
paint!
What did one ocean say to the
other?
"Check out this awesome plane I got!
I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand."
"Nah man, they aren't; I got one too!"
Four men walked into an
upmarket bar...
One is a Malaysian, one a
Laotian, one a Burmese and the other is a Vietnamese. As they walked in, the
doorman stops them and says, "sorry gentlemen, I can't let you in without
a Thai!"
How do Malaysian Airlines
serve all their drinks?
On the rocks!
A Chinese official invites a Malaysian official to his house.
The Malaysian official is in awe that the Chinese
official's house is a big and luxurious mansion, so he asks him how did he
manage to own such an estate with a public servant's salary.
The Chinese man takes him to the balcony, and
points to a half-built bridge.
"See that bridge? I used half of its budget to build my mansion."
Six months later, the Malaysian
official invites the Chinese official to his house.
This time, the Chinese official
is shocked by the Malaysian official's incredibly luxurious, huge and beautiful
mansion, many times more expensive than his own.
So, he asks the Malaysian how
did he managed it with a public servant's salary.
The Malaysian official brings
him to the balcony and points out:
"Do you see that children
hospital there?"
"What hospital?"
Why don't Malaysian TV shows
get commissioned?
Because they all have terrible
pilots!
Malaysian food is the
best!
Because it goes down easily!
Three amateur shoemakers
entered their finest pair of footwear into a competition and are about to be
graded on their handiwork ...
The judge goes to the African girl and says
"These are the finest pair of shoes I have ever seen! *A+*!"
Then
the judge walks up to a chubby Malaysian boy and says "Good effort, but
you could've done better. *C-*."
Finally,
the judge approaches the ginger boy and moans "Not even a pauper would wear such a
wretched footwear! *F*!"
"Seriously?!"
the ginger kid snarls. "How could I have *possibly* messed up such an
impeccable pair of shoes?"
The
judge sighs and answers
"You forgot the sole!"
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