Alamak "MO1" Tak Sembahyang Hari Raya With DYMM YDP Agong

Someone sent me this. Maybe one day I will be able to divulge the person's identity. I have substituted every occurrence of the word "moron" with "MO1". 

We have not seen "MO1" and 1st Lady from even before the Hari Raya.  Normally he spends time in his constituency in Pekan. Maybe he went to see his favorite advisor Jho Low to spend Hari Raya with him and to check how much of that stolen money as described by the US DOJ is left and exactly where it is hidden?

His absence over Hari Raya forced the DYMM Agong to sembahyang Raya without the Prime Minister in attendance in Langkawi, whose MP had identified the DYMM Agong as MO1 (no substitution)  and then the MP later apologised.

For the Raya Haji, we korban (sacrifice animals) with our own money but "MO1" got other people to donate the cows for him.

"You see that part there, near the lembu's b___*t..

thats the part they use to make those handbags.."

Can other people donate for someone else's korban? Can poorer people donate for richer peoples' korban? Especially rich people with RM2.6 billion in their personal accounts?

We thought only Arabs donate to "MO1", and then write to say that it is not corruption and that "MO1" can do whatever he likes with the donated money. 

For example "MO1" can use the money to fight ISIS (even before ISIS was created). Both the Arab and "MO1" are so brilliant at predicting the future.

My comments: Good afternoon Sir.  We need to tell the cows apart from each other.