It was graduation night at Kajang High School and
they were about halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, "Ladies
and Gentlemen, we have a problem, Sham is a few credits short and won't be able
to graduate tonight."
As
of now, Sham is the starting right-back for the School's football team, and
when the student body heard that he wasn't going to graduate, they all jumped
up and started to chant, "Give Sham another chance, give Sham another
chance!"
Cikgu
Abdullah and the principal had a quick conference and afterward, the principal
announced that they have decided to give Sham another chance. Sham is told that
he will be given a "Single Question" mathematics test and if he
passes, he can graduate.
The
question is, "What is 2 plus 3?" Sham thinks for about 10 minutes and
finally says, "I have it! The answer is 5!"
There
was complete silence in the auditorium for a couple of seconds and then the
entire Kajang High School football team jumps up and begins to chant,
"Give Sham one more chance. Give Sham one more chance!"
What’s
red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
I have
five siblings . . . three sisters and two brothers.
One
night I was chatting with my mom about how she had changed as a mother from her
first child to her last.
She
told me she really had mellowed quite a lot over the years . . .
"When
your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When your
youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of his
allowance!"
I was on the subway the other day, and the guy
next to me was crying over a book. He was actually crying.
So, I leaned over - I said, you don't know how to read, either?
The two
partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up
and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"
The
other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."
NED: Hear
about my rich friend, Herb?
ED:
No…
NED:
He's a cilantropist!
I
visited my friend at his new house.
He told
me to make myself at home.
So, I
threw him out.
I hate having visitors!
One day a little cat was walking through the
park when he came across a pond. He peered into the pond and noticed that at
the bottom of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage.
The
cat was feeling quite happy so as the water wasn't that deep, he reached in
with his little paw, hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The
next day the cat was walking through the park again and peered into the pond.
There was another sausage in the pond but this time it was a normal sized one,
so the cat reached in. This time he had to put his whole arm into the pond. The
cat hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The
next day things go basically the same and the cat again looks into the pond.
There he found an enormous Cumberland sausage at the bottom of the pond. It
looked so delicious but it was so deep that he had to really stretch to get it,
then SPLASH - he fell into water and drowned.
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