Spare a thought for Uncle Tony F, Chief Executive of ‘Cheapo Carrier Asia…….
Arriving in a hotel in KL Sentral he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, “That will be one Ringgit please, Uncle Tony.”
Somewhat taken aback, Uncle Tony replied, “That’s very cheap,” and quickly handed over his money. “Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition”, said the barman. “And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest draught in Asia”
“That is remarkable value” Uncle Tony comments.
“I see you don’t seem to have a glass, so you’ll probably need one of ours. That will be three Ringgit please”.
Uncle Tony scowled, but paid up.
He took his drink and walked towards a seat. “Ah, you want to sit down?” said the barman. “That’ll be an extra two Ringgit You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Ringgit” “I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please”
Uncle Tony attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can’t squeeze in he complains “Nobody would fit in that little frame”.
“I’m afraid if you can’t fit in the frame you’ll have to pay an extra surcharge of four Ringgit for your seat sir” Tony swore to himself, but paid up.
“I see that you have brought your laptop with you” added the barman. “And since that wasn’t pre-booked either, that will be another three Ringgit” Uncle Tony was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, “This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager”.
“Ah, I see you want to use the counter,” says the barman, “that will be two Ringgit please.”
Uncle’s face was red with rage. “Do you know who I am?”
“Of course I do Mr F”, quips the barman with glee.
“I’ve had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!” said Tony F, raising his voice.
“Here is his Eemail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 sen per second provided you use Toon Talk using other mobile carriers would incur our normal charges of 30 Sen per second”, the barman answered coyly
“I will never use this bar again!”, exclaim the award winning CEO.
“OK Uncle , but remember, we are the only bar in Asia selling pints for one Ringgit…so that Now everyone can drink!”.
- bigdogdotcom
And finally….how about some humor on the subject:
ReplyDelete“Ladies and gentlemen, our flight attendants are about to begin the safety briefing…
Please insert $2 in the seatback ahead of you to release the safety card so that you can follow along.
Please insert $5 in the slot located in the armrest of your seat to access your seat-belt. Insert the metal end into the buckle and tighten using the strap.
To release, insert $2.50 and lift the buckle.
In the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure…
Please insert $25 in the ceiling panel above your head, and an oxygen mask will drop down. Take the mask, place it over your nose and mouth and breath normally. Even though oxygen will be flowing, the bag will not inflate. Please secure your own mask before purchasing additional masks for children.
In the event of a water landing….
Please insert $45 in the slot below your seat and remove the pouch containing your life vest.
Please place the vest over your head and secure the straps around your waste and clip into the buckle.
To inflate the vest, tug sharply on the red tabs as you leave the aircraft.
Also available, a manual inflation tube for $5.50, a light for $3.75, and a whistle for $1.25″
At the rate AA is going…don’t be surprised !
You be the judge.
Shalom.