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Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Najib already in STAGE THREE of 'battle to death' with Dr M

Najib already in STAGE THREE of 'battle to death' with Dr M
Every day, when you open the newspapers here, you always see a very hot item.
My kid has no clue about the goings-on in Malaysia. That's because she's from another Apanama country.
So I have put it as a short story. She is very intelligent and can understand and relate to most of my bedtime short stories, even though she is still a few months short of 40 years and already has a very smart kid (boy) like herself.
Correct me if I am wrong in any of the finer details of my story, or in my finer use of improper words. I don’t know the steps for getting improper certification from the proper religious authorities for using improper words in Malaysia. To play it safe, I have religiously avoided the God word in my short story.
I told my kid daughter that Dr M is a doctor, just like her father (me) is a plumber.
Hence the title of my short story is “Maha the Doctor and Apah the Plumber”, which allows her to connect all the missing dots in my story even though they may be missing.
Maha the Doctor and Apah the Plumber
The 1MDB tell-all forum where Najib disgraced himself by an 11th-hour no-show
I always like to put things as a suggestion, so my story “Maha the Doctor and Apah the Plumber” is put as a suggestion for Dr M to consider as a doctor and for my kid to appreciate as a plumber's daughter. It goes like this:
Dr M has a dispute with Mohd Najib, widely regarded as a Bugis Warrior who has contracted an unspeakable disease.
Dr M could perhaps look at the patient like a plumber peering into a diseased toilet pipe. Said pipes do get terminal diseases inflicted by all of that horrible daily discharge from Jho Low and other sundry greedy over-eating slimy slobs.
Assuming Dr M is a doctor poking the patient here and there in all the diseased sensitive spots (or a plumber poking the pipe end-to-end in all the diseased constipated spots), Dr M may notice that said patient (or pipe) is ACTUALLY undergoing the typical terminal STAGES of a patient (or pipe) before expiring without so much as due notice, protocol or goodbye.
(1) First stage - elegant SILENCE or just a gurgling BURP every now and then.
Lim Kok Wing - Najib's new PR strategist, who has been accused of masterminding counter-attacks against Dr Mahathir
(2) Second stage - loud GROWLS and a WHOOSH (all over the country or the toilet as the case may be) as doctor pokes harder (or plumber fiddles faster) and patient counter-croaks louder (or pipe counter-shakes madder).
(3) Third stage - a violent SHUDDER as patient is force-fed horrible yucky unnatural herbs by KW Lim from Africa (or pipe is pumped with un-sanitised non-GST rated industrial detergents by Apanama from NothingToHide).
(4) Fourth stage - a rocking JUDDER as patient kicks the bucket (or pipe pops from the bracket).
(5) Last stage - drip, drip, drip, patient and pipe both LEAK a puddle.
Most untrained observers whisper it's third stage now, while not holding their breath. But Dr M knows best, according to Apanama from NowhereToHide.
End of Story.
P.S. My kid asked me if I had copied my story from my Japanese-speaking DVD cleaning disc.  - MAILBAG

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