THURSDAY JOKES - 109

 

One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" 

He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." 

She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" 

Jimmy replied, "The question was, 'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?'"

You're pathetic. 

Don't believe me? 

Ask your wife, she might tell you since she tells her friends what an idiot you are!

I want you to know that it is perfectly all right to have an unexpressed thought. 

In your case, I even recommend it!

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of Malaya signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

One day at school, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom so he raised his hand. 

The strict relief teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before she would let him go. 

"But Miss, I am bursting to go," said Jimmy. "You may go but after you say the full alphabet." "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z," he said. Catching his mistake, the relief teacher asked, "Jimmy, where is the 'P?'" 

He answered, "Halfway down my legs, Miss!"

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. 

"My father grows beans," said one girl. 

"My mother cooks beans," said a boy. 

A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans!"

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. 

"Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. 

Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" 

The teacher congratulated her. 

A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and saviour?" 

Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" 

The teacher congratulated her again. 

Later on, the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" 

Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"

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