The Unwanted

There are some new articles inserted into our Federal Constitution taking effect today. They are:-

Article 8(A): All shirts and t-shirts are be equal before the law and entitled to be worn by anybody at any time. There shall be no discrimination against any shirt or t-shirt on the ground only of their colours, pattern, style, material or fashion unless and until proclaimed otherwise by the Home Minister.

Article 5A: No person shall be deprived of his rights to wear anything, especially shirts or t-shirts, in whatever colours, style, material, pattern or fashion unless such shirts or t-shirts are prohibited from being worn by the Home Minister.

Meanwhile, just now, these two guys were found, walking aimlessly and forlornly. Poor guys.