One night an angel was
flying around.
She saw a guy is counting sheep in bed:
"one, two, three, four, five, six ..."
The angel removed his left brain, and the guy counts: "one ... three ... five ..."
The angel then returns his left brain and removed his right brain, the guy counts: " ... two, ... four, ... six ..."
Finally, the angel removed both brains and the guy counts: "satu ... dua ... tiga ... empat..."
The angel removed his left brain, and the guy counts: "one ... three ... five ..."
The angel then returns his left brain and removed his right brain, the guy counts: " ... two, ... four, ... six ..."
Finally, the angel removed both brains and the guy counts: "satu ... dua ... tiga ... empat..."
An Indian, a Chinese and a Malay guy
were walking down the street, then suddenly a car came and knocked all three of
them in one go. Soon it attracted a crowd as they tried to help the victims.
While waiting for the ambulance, the Indian guy suddenly woke up and the crowd
asked what happened? He said when all three were hit, they went to heaven. God
told them that it wasn't really their time so with a fee of RM 100 each, they
can return back to their bodies. So, the crowd asked where were the Chinese and
Malay guys. He said "The last time I remembered the Chinese guy was
bargaining for a lower fee and the Malay guy was insisting his Government will
pay for it".
A Korean guy asked God.
"God, when will Korea win the
World Cup".
God said "50 years".
The Korean guy cried because he won't
live to see his country win.
A Singaporean asked God.
"God, when will Singapore win the
World Cup".
God said "100 years".
The Singaporean guy cried because he
and his son won't see his country win.
Finally, a Malaysian guy asked God.
"God, when will Malaysia win the
World Cup".
God cried instead.
They were selling brains for brain
transplant at the hospital and so the doctor was explaining to the customer:
"This here is a brain of a fellow doctor, he has a lot of experience and
knowledge in medicine, it costs 10 million ringgit"'
At the next brain: "Here we have a
brain of a professor, he knows a lot of theories and have seen a lot of the
world, it costs 50 million ringgit".
At the third brain: "This is a
brain of a Malay man; it costs 100 million ringgit".
The customer was startled at the price,
"Why" he asked.
Doctor: "Because it can store a
lot of things".
One day, in the plane ... a flight to
London on AIR INDIA, there was this Indian man and a British man; they were
seated beside each other, so while on the flight ... the air stewardess started
serving food but the Indian man, he brought his own food. He took out his own
food ... thosai, rice, chicken curry and mutton curry. The British man asked
him "What is that?", the Indian man replied "This is Food
India". Then the stewardess started serving drinks ... the Indian man took
out his bottle of Lassi and started gulping it down, then the British man was
curious and asked "What is that". The Indian man replied and said
"This is Water India". So, after a few minutes everyone in the plane
was relaxed ... the British man was sleeping and the Indian man was reading his
newspaper. Suddenly the Indian man farted ... the British man was startled and
he woke up and he asked the Indian man "what was that!?". The Indian
man replied and said "That is Air India".
Ahmad, Kumar and Ah Beng were walking
along a street when they suddenly spotted a mysterious object on the floor.
They drew closer to the object and Ahmad remarked, "Looks like shit
lah!". Then Kumar took a sniff at the object and said, "Smells like
shit also". Ah Beng then poked his finger in the object and puts it in his
mouth. He said, "Confirmed ... it's shit! Phew ... luckily we never
stepped on it!!!".
Four delegates from China, Russia, the
United States and Malaysia attended the United Nations Meeting. All the nations
were discussing about space exploration in the year 2020. Here are some of
their conversation:
Chinese Delegate: "In 2020, China
will be quite advanced in their moon exploration project".
Russian Delegate: "We too, we are
going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will
step foot on the moon".
Donald Trump: "We,
the United States will also explore the moon for the second time".
Malaysian Delegate:
"In 2020, Malaysia will explore the sun".
There was a long
silence, Donald Trump stood up and asked the Malaysian Delegate: "Isn't it
too hot to explore the sun".
Malaysian Delegate
(smiling): "I had this thought out already. We will do it at night".
One night, three thieves broke into a house.
Upon entering, they broke up and went searching around the house for valuables.
Unfortunately, the owner heard their footsteps and came down to check, he saw
the three thieves and gave them a chase. The three thieves ran until they
reached an alley and so thought it would be a good place to hide. The first
thief found a sack of 'pedigree' dog food and so he hid inside the sack of dog
food, the second thief found a sack of 'whiskers' cat food and so he hid inside
the sack of cat food, the third thief was searching frantically for somewhere
to hide when he spotted a sack of buffalo meat so without much hesitation, he
hid inside.
When the owner finally reached the alley, he noticed some movement in those sacks. slowly, he came closer to the sack of pedigree and gave it a slight nudge. "Woff Woff!!" imitated the thief. So, the owner thought it was just a hungry dog. Then he came closer to the sack of whiskers and gave it a slight nudge. "Miao ~ !!" imitated the thief. So, the man thought it was just a hungry cat. Lastly, he went to the sack of buffalo meat and gave it a slight nudge. "Woi !! Jangan kacau lah !!!"
When the owner finally reached the alley, he noticed some movement in those sacks. slowly, he came closer to the sack of pedigree and gave it a slight nudge. "Woff Woff!!" imitated the thief. So, the owner thought it was just a hungry dog. Then he came closer to the sack of whiskers and gave it a slight nudge. "Miao ~ !!" imitated the thief. So, the man thought it was just a hungry cat. Lastly, he went to the sack of buffalo meat and gave it a slight nudge. "Woi !! Jangan kacau lah !!!"
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