LOOKS LIKE THE PM IS UNWELL.

Najib, who was met in Santubong today, added that his visit to Chinese-majority area Padungan today has led him to believe that “there is still work to be done (by BN)”.

AFTER 30 YEARS……WE CALL IT WORK IN SLOW PROGRESS. SHIT CAN TAIB IF YOU ARE ABLE.

“A government must represent all races, so the Chinese must vote for (a party) which can represent them in government.

LIKE UMNO, MCA, MIC IN PENINSULAR? SARAWAKIANS ARE NOT STUPID….EVEN IF YOU THINK THEY ARE.

“As I understand (Ahmad Sarbani) went to the MACC office voluntarily to change his statement and died in the blink of an eye just as an MACC officer was calling the investigating officer.

“He was not being questioned. It is different to the Teoh Beng Hock case,” he said.

MR PRIME MINISTER, SIR….STATEMENTS AS WE UNDERSTAND IN MACC LINGO COMES ABOUT AFTER A BOUT OF QUESTIONING. IF HE WAS NOT QUESTIONED, THEN THERE ARE NO STATEMENTS TO CHANGE.

“We must remember that MACC is doing this to safeguard national funds. Corruption is serious and if we can stop this racket, which has been ongoing for years, then it is the rakyat who will benefit.

LIKE HELL THEY ARE SAFEGUARDING NATIONAL FUNDS. IF CORRUPTION IS SERIOUS YOU SHOULD ORDER MACC TO STOP THIS RACKET – FINGER TAIB MAHMUD. THEN AS YOU SAY RAKYAK WILL BENEFIT. YOU AND MACC DARE?

YES. Your PM is not well.

In this instance, ignoring the antics of the main characters goes beyond somebody else’s problem. It seems that with your average person, their attention span is wholly taken up with the gray mundanity of their everyday lives. They simply refuse to see anythingtoo strange.

Sometimes invoked for seriousness, such as an explanation in which exploits go on ignored by SOMEpeople...but often, this is just one part of the Rule of Funny. Magic battles, alien invasions, and all other sorts of natural or supernatural happenings often happen right in front of some peoples' faces...and yet they merely glance out the window, and go back to their morning coffee, sometimes either not noticing it or just saying some excuse like the self-annointed Ruler of Malay Rights Ibrahim ‘Pendek’ Ali who publicly proclaimed in Parliament that marital problems arise because wives are irresponsible. All wives, he expectecs, should spread their legs even before the master can kick off his shoes after a hard{?) days work….or excuses like Teoh Beng Hock’s death is different from Ahmad Sarbani’s…..or Nazri asking why should MACC chief step down….he should step aside, sacked!

Aside: In a 3/10 session here in Rajang Park, Sibu, the Whistler proclaimed a new name for Ib Ali: turd polisher! I chocked on my Henieken.

Can these EXCUSES be synonymous with LIES?

Lies happens when a character shouts out to another the words "You lie!" This can also be in different forms, such as "That's a lie," "You're lying", "You are telling a lie," "you are a liar that lies," and “you are a liar that lies a lot and thus you lie” etc etc.

This can happen either while the receiver is speaking or when he is not speaking. Occurs when SOME character speaks blatant lies and another character knows that he is lying. When used against a person just because of their culture, sex, or race, my friend the WHISTLER says it’s a Pet Peeve Lie.

There is a medical term for this trend…..it just escapes me now! Can some doctors who deal in mentals give us your expertise?

Meanwhile somebody should advise the UMNO appointed Prime Minister to go for a full physical….and maybe bring along Ibrahim Ali, if Mak Bulat allows.

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A reader e-mailed me yesterday:

"This is our year. If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite as many mysterious deaths, Pakatan will rule.

"This specie has the most amazing capacity for self-deception matched only by its ingenuity when trying to destroy itself.”

— The Seventh Doctor, Doctor Who.