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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The cast in the non-stop 1 Malaysia drama - Malaysia Truly Asia


Mr Voter

LETTER Malaysia is best noted for her illustrious politicians. Malaysia is ready to take the world by storm with her team of talented artists in the best ever epic or NON-STOP drama series challenging any high ratings soap operas like Dallas, Hokkien series or even Indian dramas.

Heart Stopping and never boring, we present a wonderful cast of local homemade talents for your kind review. If you LOVE these wonderful people as your neighbor, please apply to join our most fantastic program called Malaysia Our Second Home Program:-

The Cast in 1 Malaysia:- Malaysia Truly Asia

YBs I Like:-

1. YB Lim Lip Eng - The Guy who always get bludgeon eg McGyver Segambut

2. YB Gobind Singh@ YB Gaya - CSI Quality - Smart and Intelligent Star Quality

3. YB Karpal Lion - OKU yg paling Berjaya/ Most Motivated OKU YB ( you'll NOT notice his handicap )

4. YB CM Lim Guan Eng - YB X-Kamunting -Numbers Cruncher - Financial Wizard -Best Known former Jail Bird also featured by HK TVB

5. YB Tony Pua - YB Oxford Smartie - Full of Substance and Don t Spew Garbage

6. YB To Nik - YB Islam - The affable Uncle we pray that he will last longer with an extended 200 years life span.

Respectable YBs from BN:-

YB Tg Ku Li - The Respectable Royalty who behaves like One

YB OTK - Graft Crusader who was murdered by Pkfz

Politicians:-

Uncle Zaid Ibrahim '- Learned Malaysian ( Aku Pun Melayu )

Laughable and Talented YBs:_

YB Wee Ka Tak - Hope around & lazy to do anything. Never seen in Wangsa Maju after elections

YB Ibrahim Perkosa - rape the rakyat with his slurs

YB Bung Mon Yet - Jump around best suited as Zoo Negara Icon.

YB Sha Li za - Glamour- All B rxx & No Brains. eg produce only karipap sellers. Thought that single moms after being abused for life can suddenly turn up to be the next Millionaire. 1 Azam

YB Donald Duck - Lost in Space - Financial Loser who loves gambling license

YB Kong Cho Ha @ The Pork Butcher- No Brainer Self Mumbling eg can t figure out how many dead in Simpang Ampat

YB Yellow Bird - Smart Doctor who prescribe Bkt Koman Gold Mine laced with Cyanide for her Constituents. Justify Tourists by counting every entry incl Bangla, Indons Maid, China Dolls Pakistani, Africans Con Men & declaring we make Billions.

YB Nasaruddin - The Brilliant Unity Manager of Both Fronts

YB Jane - The Beautiful Lotus aka YB Roboh - love to break public amenities in the name of drunkards in the area.Part Time Fan seller in the name of publicity for local Chinese school.

YB Tahi Mahmut -YB Foreign Investor - White Maharajah who clean up the entire state of wealth in his duration & deposit it overseas for investment.

World Famous Politicians:-
CSL - The most google politician in Malaysia who can qualify for Guinness World Record

(The above is a letter from a Malaysia Chronicle reader, who asked that his real name be kept 'top secret' )

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