Good news, good news: Free t-shirts and tupperware from BN

Good news, good news, 300 thousand members from Indera Mahkota branch have quit PKR. Not only that, the top 100 thousand DAP leaders in Tawau have also left the party as well. And the latest, another 800 thousand DAP members in Penang are leaving, while millions of PAS members are also resigning, or about to resign or have already resigned.

The reports are quite true. DAP is only left with one member- Lim Guan Eng. PAS is left with only 2 – Nik Aziz and Hatta Ramli who reported the bad news to the people.

As for PKR, everyone has gone, leaving behind only 2 members. Anwar Ibrahim and one sacked member who refused to leave with dignity. Even Nurul Izzah and Azizah are unsure who to vote for in the next election. So pathetic has the Pakatan Rakyat coalition become.

All the members who left cite the same excuse: Disappointment with the shallow struggles of the Party. The party has lost purpose and veered off course, nearly crashing into the ravine below. Some says internal sabotage, so cannot vie for certain posts in the party like the Deputy Presidency. But mostly, it is loss of confidence and that the Pakatan leaders are nothing but stumbling blocks.

No one ever dreams of leaving BN

The good news is that since 2008, Barisan Nasional has not had any members leaving to join the Pakatan. Only one incident was recorded where 1 ordinary member by the name of Mat Senin left UMNO to join PAS. A remote incident indeed, and there are allegations that this lone ranger may have been bought.

The rest of BN members are totally satisfied with the struggles of their coalition, especially Chua Soi Lek and Koh Tsu Koon. No one even dreams of leaving BN as the coalition has always fulfilled its promises to the people.

But quitting any party has its benefits, normally 2 minutes of fame, and a one liner in the mainstream newspapers. That would be a dream come true for most disillusioned people.

BN is the only party capable of uniting this nation, and the only party that can rule this nation. BN provides protection for all Malaysians regardless of race, religion or creed. Even the IPPs are protected at a cost of RM19 billion a year to the nation.

Also, remember how BN protected a Chinese Lady Reporter by whisking her away to Kamunting for her own safety? Remember, how they tried to defend Putrajaya from going to the dogs with 1 million youths? Remember, how Murderers, Rapists and Molesters are protected, as the Government believes all are innocent, unless proven guilty?

The signs of the General Election are all there. Malaysians do not have to bother about going to the polls. It's no point voting in the Opposition, because DAP is a one-man Show, PAS is left with 2 members and PKR is only Anwar Ibrahim and one sacked member.

So on Election Day, unless you are sympathetic to BN and want to show them support, don’t bother to vote. Don’t worry; Malaysia will still be the same as ever. BN will still be there to protect our assets and our future. You can count on Them.

Don’t forget, don't trust the Opposition too much as the Pakatan is now down to 5 members. It’s very sad for Pakatan but what to do? That’s why with almost no more members left in PKR, ROS has decided to de-register the party, as it does not have even 3 members to make up a quorum in an AGM.

So don’t give up hope. BN will always be there for you. Their newspapers and TV channels only report the truth, and the truth is that in present times we need stop complaining and to tighten our belts, eat one less meal a day and accept the fact that Commodity prices will continue to rise.

That is the price we pay for modernization and for believing too much in the Opposition Coalition. Don’t let Pakatan divert our attention to the realities of life in this country.

Cheap lies, expensive truth

Also don’t bother to turn to the alternative media, as they only report cheap lies. The real truth is in the costly Daily newspapers with lots of exciting advertisements. It is true you get what you pay for, so if you want cheap lies - it is the alternative media, while the truth which is more expensive is in the daily newspapers you buy.

And the truth is, Malaysia does not have any problems at all. Everyone is happy, and some of us can afford Rolls Royces and Toyota Camrys. Why would anyone think Malaysia has a problem? So stupid of the Alternative Media to deceive the populace. That’s why, if you are unwilling to spend RM1.50 for a newspaper with advertisements and good bargains, you will only get cheap lies.

And beware of Facebook and Twitter for alternate news and views. Facebook is only a book full of ugly faces and don’t you think it is ridiculous for us to twitter like a bird? I would recommend Utusan Malaysia for its sensational exposes and their uncompromised stand to reveal the truth and nothing but the truth, or NST and STAR with their non-biased and accurate reporting.

Oh yeah! We know GAPS made quite a sensation when they claimed that only Bumiputras have special rights to the PSD scholarships. In fact, this is quite true as it is written somewhere in Article 153 of the Constitution. So let’s not challenge the Constitution or make a scene. Just continue to vote for BN and everything will be all right.

Lastly, unlike BN, the Pakatan coalition always seem to be embroiled in Sodomy and Sex scandals, as if they have nothing to do but sex, sex,sex!!! At least in BN, we protect Malaysians from the evil of Porn, by not screening full details on TV. And after the election, we will not have any more sex scandals created by the Opposition, and this will heighten our resolve to have more Moral Squads to patrol night spots and prevent anyone from being too romantic.

So don’t worry, during the Elections we will keep the goodies coming. Be ready for some nice T-Shirts and tupperwares to adorn your homes when the time comes.

And remember, who to vote for and not tick the wrong party by mistake! - Malaysia Chronicle