HARDtalk-Reject Raja Petra Gets Drunk By the Drain in London

By Satu Hala

I didn’t know whether it was true or not when I first heard it.

But knowing Raja Petra Kamaruddin (RPK), a man that has never prayed and a hardcore drinker, I suppose it wasn’t so surprising.

Only it was a bit embarrassing that RPK, supposedly a great man with royal blood and all got wasted until he was found lying by the drain like an old man.

I got this news from a Macha in his gang...Rakan Pakatan (it is said that the Malaysian drinkers’ group in London City was established with the help of Zaid Ibrahim not long ago).

The guy in this Rakan Pakatan, Parvin Santosh, relayed to me the story about what happened last night via email.

According to Parvin, due to his anger and frustration at not being able to appear on HARDtalk, RPK invited a few friends to go let loose.

“I didn’t follow, but there were a few friends that went for a drink with Pete (RPK) at the Black Prince Bar at Vauxhall in London,” he said.

Parvin said they went for an evening drink and RPK had even settled the bill.

However, he did not go back in a cab even after being cajoled to do so by his friends, who clearly saw that his face was already one kind of red due to excessive alcohol.

“RPK said he was used to it, no problem, and that he wanted to walk for awhile before getting a taxi to go home,” he said.

But he did not go home...and those drinking experts knew what happened.

“The second time I followed my friends there and just as expected, we found our dear friend Pete by a small drain outside the bar. The place was a bit hilly so maybe Pete couldn’t make himself walk up the slope,” he explained.

Parvin said nobody there would care if you’re slumped by the drain especially if you’re a drunken Asian.

Parvin is a long time friend of mine that has been residing for the longest time in London (he doesn’t want to use the word migrate....what la you macha!)

He said he knew if he told me this story would end up on Malaysian-instinct.com, but he was the one itching to type and tell.

“I know you’re going to dish this one out right?” he said in his email (dey macha, if you already know why tell).

Anyhow....RPK....you’re a big time embarrassment...

I know you’re a boozer, but did you have to get drunk during Ramadan.

Where is your pride you devil (that’s right, devil suits you best!)...and since you’re the devil, I don’t want to talk about faith and believes.

But...what else can we expect from a guy whose son is rotting in jail, wife who enjoys weird sex and RPK himself who brought up his family with money from his work of slandering others.

Frust a bit and there he goes slumping by the drain....cehhhhhh....just accept the fact that people don’t want you because you’re a compulsive liar....and now turning into a compulsive drinker.

courtesy of Malaysia Instinct