SATURDAY JOKES - 109

 

It was the first day of school. Harry's mother went into his bedroom and said, "Come on Harry, get up now. You have to go to school today."
"But I don't want to go to school," replied Harry, "I want to stay in bed. Why do I have to go to school"?

"Because," answered his mother, "you're the teacher!"

Q: What are a blonde's first words after graduating college?

A: "Would you like fries with that?"

Teacher: Will any idiot in the room stand up please?
(a student stands up)

Teacher: Why do you think you are an idiot? 

Student: Actually, I am not but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

Q: Why did the girl wear glasses in the mathematics class?

A: It improves di-vision.

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes, the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, four minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?" 

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone!"

Chintu: "You never study, so how come you don't fail your mathematics test?"

Pintu: "Because whenever there is a mathematics test, I don't go to school!"

Teacher: "What is the largest city?"
Student: "Electricity!"

A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over the weekend. His father is a pilot and taught him the word "takeoff." His mother is a zoo keeper and taught him the word "zebra." His big sister was going to have a baby and taught him the word "baby." 

He went to school the next day and his teacher asked, ''What are your three words?'' 

The boy said, ''Takeoff zebra baby!''

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