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Sunday, May 29, 2022



Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”

Vincent: “You don’t know my father!”

Q: What type of examination does the vampire teacher give his students?

A: A blood test!

A kid comes home from school and so excitedly telling his dad, daddy, daddy the teacher asked a question at school today and I was the only one who answered it.

His father replies congratulations to you, my son and I am proud but what was the question? 

Who broke the damn window...?

Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

A teacher asked a student that if I give you 3+3 rabbits, how many do you have"?

The student says, I will have 7 rabbits.

The teacher asks, how come?

The student says, I already have 1 rabbit!

Q: What is a witch's favourite subject in school?

A: Spelling!

A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" 

The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care!"

Teacher: can you see God?

Student: no.

Teacher: can you feel God?

Student no.

Teacher: can you smell God?

Student: no.

Teacher: so, God isn't real!

*A student's hand goes up*

Student: can you see your brain?

Teacher: no.

Student; can you feel your brain?

Teacher: no.

Student: can you smell your brain?

Teacher: no.

Student: so, you have no brain!

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