THURSDAY JOKES - 108

 

The teacher was teaching a lesson on animals.

Teacher: What does a puppy do?

Student: it rolls around on the grass.

Teacher: Good! What does a cow do?
Student: It makes milk!
Teacher: Great! Now, what does a crazy old donkey give you?
Student: Homework!

That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? 

Because they taste funny!

After every sentence I say, you should say "ketchup and rubber buns".
What did you eat for breakfast? "ketchup & rubber buns."
What did you eat for lunch? "ketchup & rubber buns."
What did you eat for dinner? "ketchup & rubber buns."

What do you do when you see a hot girl? "ketchup & rubber buns!"

When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella!

A man asks a farmer near the field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 pm train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4 pm one!"

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

Biden, Putin and Boris were going for a walk when a Giant came up to them.
The Giant told them to bring a human killing machine from their country so as to not die from his wrath. 

First came Boris with a small pistol, Giant told him to put it up his ass!
Then came Putin with AK-47, Giant told him to do the same. Surprisingly, Putin was crying and laughing at the same time. 

The Giant asked Putin why he was crying, he said because of the pain, then he asked why he was laughing, he then said that Biden was bringing an armoured tank!

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