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Tuesday, May 24, 2022



Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!"

If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life imbecile known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function you possess!

You are a pathetic scumbag.  Your parents were scum and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition!

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" 

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." 

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" 

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking!"

All that you are, you owe it to your parents. 

Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?


An English teacher told his students that when pronouncing a word beginning with the letter "H" they should ignore the "H" as in hour, honour, and honest. 

That day when leaving for class, he left a note for his assistant, "Please heat my rice for me." 

When the teacher returned to his office, he met an empty bowl. 

He asked the assistant, "Where is my food?" 

The assistant replied, "You said I should heat the rice for you but you also instructed us to ignore the 'H!'"


Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? 

Or are you just completely oblivious to reality!

The bell rang for school to start classes and John walked in late. 

Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" 

He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. 

Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" 

Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." 

Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" 

Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." 

Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" 

The girl replied, "Cherry Hill!"

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