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Sunday, December 18, 2022

SUNDAY JOKES - 138

 


A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.
The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer.
"It had two saggy breasts, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the boy.
"Oh, bugger!!" said the farmer. "You've shot my wife!"

 

I met a nice girl at a bar last night and asked her to call me when she made it home.

She must be homeless!

 

One day, a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.

The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself!"


Evangelist: When you rearrange the letters: Evil's Agent!

 

Desperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It!


A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. Once, at dinner, he offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful. The guest let out a huge gasp. When he was finally able to speak, he choked out, "I've heard many ministers preach hellfire but you are the first one I've met who passes out a sample of it!"

 

My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years' time...

So, I bought a puppy to cheer me up!



Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?


George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs Gore!


Dormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room!


My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it and they re-possessed her!

 

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So, don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the developer?"

One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers and project managers and no-one has noticed anything and now you ate one developer and it got noticed. So, hereafter please don't eat a person who is working!"

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