Treat Alvivi with care - A Kadir Jasin

(TMI) - I know you know where I am coming from and I know you get my drift. Too many people are dying in custody. And dying with them is the setting up the IPCMC.

For desiring glamour or poor demeanour, Alvin and Vivian spent the night in the slammer. There they’ll stay until their trial day. That’s for inviting the fasting Muslims to break fast on “halal” bak kut teh.

Just in case you don’t know, bak kut teh is pig bone soup. Sup tulang khinzirlah brother! Malaysian bak kut teh, I am told is world famous.

Strictly by the law book, Mr Tan Jye Yee’s and Miss Lee May Ling’s outlook appears grim. If they are found guilty, the x-rated cyber lovers could be in the slammer for up to 15 years.

But it depends on the AG’s Chambers. Its conviction record has not  been stellar. On technicalities, alleged murderers and molesters had been set free. So Avivi (Alvin&Vivian) could have their case thrown out on technicalities.

To my soup craving Muslim brothers and sisters, beware and be aware. For as long as bak kut teh is bak kut teh, it can never be halal. Or is it? Why not bak kut teh tulang lembu or kerbau - like chicken ham and beef bacon?

Truly Malaysia boleh, for only in Malaysia is ham made of chicken or turkey fleisch – that’s German for flesh – and bacon is made of beef.

But beware and be aware not to ask for egg and bacon at a McDonald's restaurant in the countries of the unbelievers. There bacon is not made of beef but of schweinefleisch – German for pig meat. Daging khinzirlah.

In Malaysia bacon and ham can be halal and boleh dimakan oleh Muslim.

Who knows some industrious and forward thinking Malaysians who have been sufficiently inspired by Alvivi are thinking of introducing halal bak kut teh.

Jokes aside, we cannot tolerate insult and lampooning of any religion and faith, especially so in multi-religious and multi-cultural Malaysia. Irrespective of their race and religion, such perpetrators should be dealt with swiftly and sternly.

And I am dead serious when I say Alvivi must be treated like a prince and princess, strictly according to the rules by the prison authority. They must be closely monitored and their movements recorded.

I know you know where I am coming from and I know you get my drift. Too many people are dying in custody. And dying with them is the setting up the IPCMC.