Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight...
A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...😍 I want to give it to my wife..!!'
Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' 😜😜😜
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent, Edward doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Edward is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him ......😂😂😝
Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?
Son : Don't know 🤔
Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Jennifer?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also 😝
A cute excuse:
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student: One of my shoes was in mom's hand, and the other in dad's..😂😂😝😜
Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on
"How to Cook !!! 😡👌😂😜
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did u drink?????
Husband : no!
Wife: Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!
😜😂😝🍻👍
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