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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Psychedelic psychic power?


FMT - DAP leadership must share power


Sweetie Selena Tay is an amazing reporter (or journalist) for Free Malaysia Today. In one of her previous article Pakatan's 'shadow cabinet' list she claimed she could even speak with a non-existent Pakatan 'shadow minister', so shadowy that he seemed like a miasmatic mist of ........, wakakaka, okay lah ...mystery then, wakakaka.

Maybe she's psychic? ;-)



I had then commented her Pakatan shadow cabinet was a Kafkaesque joke – and if you don’t know the meaning of this word, ask Mr Manmanlai, wakakaka - with the potential for Pakatan to outdo BN in the numbers department. 15 ministries including shared deputy prime minister-ships were listed, with each having at least 3 if not more names, making a total of no less than 45 and probably exceeding 60. WTF!

Sweetie Selena admitted that her list has been compiled from a combination of:

(a) discussions with a Pakatan MP who wished to remain anonymous ... 

... but who wakakaka, I suspect, was probably from PKR. As usual, by suggesting some key nominees in the secret list, he was pre-empting PKR's supposed allies from choice ministries wakakaka,

(b) observations from the performances and statements of Pakatan MPs .....,

... and undoubtedly, the most mysterious of all, wakakaka ........ 

(c) personal conversations with the shadow ministers, their friends or their acquaintances, where in the first place, shadow ministers, other than the PM-designate, don’t exist ........



I was very cruel to her when I wrote: No, I won’t hold much store by the list that Sweetie has written, perhaps more to mitigate against the BN sting that Pakatan is still incapable of coming up with a shadow cabinet than it be a genuine secret Pakatan plan.

Of course I have my opinion as to why, but the far more important point was my amazement at Sweetie's claim of talking with non-existent shadow ministers ..... unless of course she had the conversation with the self-appointed wet-dreaming shadow Home Minister wakakaka.

I hope she as a DAP member (so she claimed in her recent article) didn't/doesn't take my criticisms too badly as I had also excoriated another DAP sweetie, Hannah Yeoh, for being mathematically challenged in her support for Anwar Ibrahim’s 916 (Hannah took law, not maths so it's okay, wakakaka), as follows:



I love but don't blindly idolize her, wakakaka

The saddest consequence of Anwar’s 916 debacle was a DAP sweetie like Hannah Yeoh being swept into that mesmerizingmanmanlai miasmatic mist of malarkey – see my February 2009 post DAP should stop defending Anwar Ibrahim where Hannah stupidly wrote (yes, I support DAP but that doesn't mean I am like some people, blind as a bat wakakaka):

“Those who argue that the political crisis in Perak now is a taste of Pakatan Rakyat’s own medicine – a reference to Sept 16 – fail to see the key differences between the two.”

“When Anwar claimed to have the numbers to form the federal government, he wrote to Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, requesting him to convene an emergency sitting of Parliament. This was rejected by the prime minister.”

“The next constitutional option was to press for the dissolution of Parliament to make way for fresh elections. This too was not entertained.”

“Anwar exhausted every constitutional means available to him. If Pakatan were to act unconstitutionally and lure defections, then we will be having a new government today. So, you can’t say that Najib’s coup in Perak and the Pakatan plan – Sept 16 – were one and the same.”

Leaving aside the different issue of Najib’s coup d’état in Perak which involved someone high up who should have stayed out of direct politics, Hannah Yeoh was stupid (and I hope the sweetie isn't now) to claim that Anwar had the right to demand AAB convene an emergency sitting of Parliament or to press for the dissolution of Parliament to make way for fresh elections.

WTF for, just after an election where AAB’s BN trounced Pakatan by 140 seats to 82? Was she mathematically challenged?

Now, would you believe it, the mystery of the phantom (wakakaka) shadow ministers has just become even more mysterious because on re-checking her shadow cabinet article I found the words ‘shadow ministers’ mysteriously missing like Jim Thompson, wakakaka. Oh, the mystery of it!


Jim Thompson disappeared in Cameron Highlands on 26 March 1967
Joining the Malaysian PFF in the biggest man hunt in Malaysian history
were a Sarawak border scout, bomohs, aborigine pawang and European psychics
To this day, the mystery of his disappearance remains

Surely this calls for the use of that wonderful Indonesian wordanéh as in anéh bin ajaib (extremely strange, wonder of wonders) wakakaka.  



Hey, maybe sweetie didn't write it and I was, no not psychic, but psychedelically hallucinating, wakakaka. Hmmm, I wonder whether she read my post, wakakaka.

Never mind, but incidentally, just where is Hartalmsm when you need them? Busy attacking politicians like Lim GE, I suppose? Wakakaka.

Oh incidentally, on 30 June this year, sweetie wrote another article titled The doctor decides …? which states:

Three days ago, a reporter friend (sweetie Selena has always been very discreet, never mentioning her sources, wakakaka)forwarded a text message to this columnist which says that the doctor has taken over Umno and right now the grassroots reports are being forwarded to him.

But the big news is that the doctor is planning to have the polls held in September. This is because it seems that the doctor has got tired of Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak’s feet-dragging and lack of confidence … […]

Wakakkaa, I had then posted my take on her headline-grabbingcoup d’état by Dr M as:

We may yet again take it that Sweetie’s latest article of Dr Mahathir mounting a silent coup d’état to launch a September poll was sourced from PKR, especially in the light of UMNO information that Dr Mahathir has affirmed Najib should be complimented for not calling for early election (or if you like, ordering Najib to hang on for as late/long as possible).

Wakakaka again.

Anyway, back to her latest article DAP leadership must share power in FMT. Just a few extracts I wish to comment on as follows:

In addition to the above, it is good if one Malay and one Indian is given a prestigious parliament seat to contest. DAP cannot continue to talk about a ‘Malaysian Malaysia’ if the Malays and Indians feel left out.

Everyone including the Orang Asal must have a sense of belonging in the party. The Orang Asal too must be given a popular parliament or state seat to contest*. DAP leaders must break the race barrier and the best time to do this is none other than at the coming 13th general election.

* Note she mentioned Orang Asal and not Asli, and why has sweetie suggested this?


Sarawakian Penan

Wakakaka, I suspect that if we need to unravel this particular mystery (out of the many mysteries) of her writing, we might have to re-read my posts on the last Sarawak state elections - see below.

In particular please read the first two, where Bian Baru, PKR's Sarawak chief and Nik Nazmi, PKR's head of communication(?)merajuk like green-eyed budak2 kecil after DAP's resounding victory in the state elections.

Nik Nazmi had then challenged DAP to stand in a Malay-Melanau majority seat but of course with Nik conveniently forgetting it was his party which denied other Pakatan component parties from contesting in most of Sarawak state constituencies - perhaps Nik's challenge to DAP might explain sweetie's urging DAP to stand an Orang Asal in a parliamentary seat - just my speculation lah, wakakaka:


wakakaka


Sweetie claimed to be a DAP member who had voted in the DAP Women’s Congress recently on 09 Dec but for her to suggest in her article DAP leadership must share power that "it is good if one Malay and one Indian is given a prestigious parliament seat to contest", and while I accept her suggestion on DAP Malay candidates and indeed it should be more than just one, I am flabbergasted by her inane suggestion, yes, inane suggestion that “one Indian is given a prestigious parliament seat to contest”.

Isn’t she as a voting member of DAP aware of the current number of DAP MPs and indeed ADUNs who are Indians?

Please take a look at the 7 DAP Indian MPs (not just one proposed by her for GE-13) and 11 DAP Indian ADUNs (the 12th in Malim Nawar having hopped away), and dear MIC and PKR wakakaka eat your hearts out.

MPs
Karpal Singh – Gelugor
Dr P Ramasamy – Batu Kawan
M Kulasegaran – Ipoh Barat
M Manogaran – Teluk Intan
Charles Santiago - Klang
Gobind Singh Deo – Puchong
John Fernandez – Seremban

wakakaka - what a victory
ADUNs
S Veerapan – Repah
K Arumugam – Rahang
P Gunasekaren – Senawang
Dr P Ramasamy – Perai (also MP for Batu Kawan)
Jagdeet Singh - Datok Keramat
A Tanasekharan – Bagan Dalam
R. Sanisvara Nethaji Rayer - Seri Delima
A. Sivanesan - Sungkai
V. Sivakumar - Tronoh
Sivasubramanian - Buntong
M. Manoharan - Kota Alam Shah
(one bloke was given the chance to stand in and had become the ADUN in Malim Nawar but ...)

But to be frank, I'm not surprised by sweetie's strange (anéhwakakaka) perception of DAP, and this was confirmed by her assertion that "... the only successful multi-racial party so far is none other than PKR."



Apart from the above, I've been perturbed by Selena Tay’s series of articles which appear, at least to me, to have emanated as if directly from the inner core of PKR Headquarters.

Okay, we know about her now-very-phantom phantom-ish shadow ministers wakakaka, ...



... but in addition, we have come to be familiar with sweetie's fondness in dropping un-named names (excuse the contradiction in terms but given sweetie's style of writing, what else could I do?) such as 'A neutral Chinese political analyst ...' in her Pakatan to win with 118 seats?, and '... a Pakatan MP who wished to remain anonymous ...', etc. 

I suppose we could all venture a guess who that marvellous 'neutral Chinese political analyst' would be but then again, it won't be much of a guess ... wakakaka, and was it necessary to assert the Chinese political analst is 'neutral'? wakakaka.

wonder who's that Chinese bloke standing in front of the tanks, wakakaka
Dear dear oh dearie me, dearest sweetie Selena, since you are so keen on DAP setting up Malay and Indian Bureaus to look after Malay and Indian interests, why don’t you write something to clear up those nasty rumours surrounding the alleged ouster of Nallakaruppan from PKR and how he was allegedly ‘promised’ he would contest  n the Ijok by-election in 2007 only to find Khalid Ibrahim nominated instead, and yes, how he was allegedly ‘instructed’ not to compete against Azmin Ali in the party’s VP position in an earlier PKR party election.

Why don’t you write too on the last PKR party elections and the allegations surrounding the party polling process made or alluded to by Haris Ibrahim, Jonson Chong, Zaid Ibrahim and a host of other erstwhile PKR members as well as those still in that party like Badrul Hisham (Chegubard) and Mustaffa Kamil?


chegubard and his allegations re PKR party polls

If you need to refresh yourself, you may wish to refer to my posts:

(a) DEFORMASI

Blessed DAP to have a psychic member, wakakaka


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