WHO READS THE NEWSPAPERS AND BLOGS IN MALAYSIA? by Donplaypuks

This is from Donplaypuks®  at  http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com. I do believe this version has been slightly edited.

WHO READS THE NEWSPAPERS AND BLOGS IN MALAYSIA?

We can identify Malaysians like a book by what they read:

WHO READS THE NEWSPAPERS?

Berita Harian is read by those who think Singapore runs the country.

Tamil Nesan readers think its Samy Velu.

Nanban, the Indian Muslims 

and Makkal Osai readers don't care who runs the country as long as Thaipusam is declared a national public holiday !

Borneo Post is read by people who wish the Penan and Bruno Manser ran the country. But, actually, the Filipinos, Indons, Pakistanis and Banglas ru(i)n their country!

Business Times is read by the people who actually own the country.

Harakah is read by people who think Saudi Arabia should run the country.

Nanyang Siang Pau is read by people who think monkeys run the country.

NST is read by (fewer and fewer) people who actually run the country.

Sarawak Tribune is read by people who think the Brown Umnoputras from West Malaysia, who will brook no opposition, run the country.

Sin Chew is read by people who think they ought to run the country.

Selangor Times is read by people who think Klang Valley residents constitute the entire country and run it.

STAR is read by people who wish Lim Guan Eng ran the country.

Sulu Liberation Front Times is read by those armed but non-militant and non-terrorist men who want to run another country.

Sun is read by people who think that Citizen Nades should run the country, financed by curi-curi football billboard advertising revenue and no taxes.

Tatler is read by the wives/girlfriends of the people who run the country.

Utusan is read by people who think they have a Ketuanan given right to run the country and be sued successfully for defamation and slander every single day.

What about the people who read The Mail? Mail readers don't care who runs the country, as long as he or she's involved in a sex or financial scandal involving DSAI.

WHO READS THE BLOGS & ONLINE NEWS PORTALS?

Anilnetto is read by people who wish trams, funicular railways and ferries from Penang run the country.

                           

Another Prick  is read by people who shit bricks. 

ARTiculations is read by navel gazers who wish lawyers (sharks) ran the country.

Bersih at http://www.bersih.org/ is read, according to the IGP, Kerismudin and Home Minister Zahid, by urban communists and dangerous yellow t-shirt wearing LGBT and liberal socialist terrorists who think the Election Commission runs the country.

Dean Johns Ad Lib is read by those who believe g'die mate, Australia should run the country.

Din Merican: The Malaysian DJ Blogger is read by people who do not care who runs the country as long as there's jazz music.

Dr. Mahathir Mohamad at http://chedet.cc/ is read by people who think apanama self-appointed benevolent dictator runs the country.

Free Malaysia Today (FMT) is read by free and independent-minded citizens who are not sure there is a country to be run, from where did you say?

Hindraf is read by those who think that Makkal Sakthi should run the country from Petaling Estate with its rubber tappers, guided by Gandhian and Hindu principles, or by going on hunger strikes!

Lim Kit Siang for Malaysia is read by people who think Singapore and/or China ought to run the country and Jebat Must Die, by people who think it oreddy is.

Magick River is read by people like the Temuan who originally owned and ran the country via portals to other worlds.

Malaysia Chronicle is read by those who think bombshells run the country.

Malaysian Insider is no longer read by anyone who thinks The Edge runs the country.

Malaysian Insight is read by those who think Kandaqstan Nasi Kandar stall operators run the country from Penang.

Malaysiakini is read, according to Najib, by communists and Zionist sympathisers who want George Soros to run the country by demanding everyone pays subscriptions.

Malaysia Today is read by people who have been reliably told (supported by a SD) that Julian Khoo runs the country from a Malaysian restaurant in Manchester, funded by PMO.

OutSyed The Box is read by the super-intelligent who are optimistic that all that is good, logical, scientific, not-"religious mumbo jumbo"  will come back and run the country.

Rafizi Ramli is read by those who want whistleblowers to run the country.

Sakmongkol AK47 is read by people who once thought UMNO ran 70% of the country and possibly, another 30%, but now think the Oracle of Syed Putera is sure to take over from that dolt Najib, and run the country successfully.

Sarawak Report is read, according to UMNO, by 1MDB CSR funded om putih colonisers who will drink champagne and run the country if Najib is toppled!

Uthaya Sankar is read by people conversant in Bahasa Malaysia who think that by digesting the ancient Indian epic, the Mahabharatha, they can run the country.

And lastly, Donplaypuks® at http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com/ is read by all the intelligent people who actually do own and run the country one lah, jom! Isn’t it? Dontch you know machan? There's no rumour to the truth! I wish mah. Shirley one. Lol!

Bros and brodettes, don't rush and file your defamation suits against me en masse. Heh, heh, heh! 

Satire, humour and laughter are good for the soul. 

Remember, laughter is still the best medicine!

Donplaypuks® with what you read, man!