THURSDAY JOKES - 111

 

Pappu: My internet is not working properly..

Officer: Ok, Double click on “My computer”

Pappu: I can’t see your computer..

Officer: No, no.. click on “My computer” on your computer..

Pappu: How can I click on your computer from my computer?..

Officer: Listen.. There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer.. Ok, double click on it..

Pappu: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..???

Officer: Double click on your computer..

Pappu: On which Icon I've to click..

Officer: "My Computer”..

Pappu:…Oh you Idiot…… Tell me where is your office…I’ll come there and click on your “Computer!

Q: What do you call a frozen dog?

A: Pupsicle!

Q: What goes through towns, up and down hills but does not move?

A: The road!

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? 

Thank God, Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. 

Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? 

"Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch!"

Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A: Claustrophobic!

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus!

Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake?

A: It just flipped!

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, 

Desperate.

 

Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html!" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend! Food 3.0 and HotLingerie 7.7. 

Good Luck, 

Tech Support.

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