Wiley E Coyote's Malaysian Economic Report

This is taken from here

KL, June 13

PH rejuvenated with hope of majority in Parliament 

deadlocked due to inability to agree who leads 

(My comments : Ha ha ha ha. Forever deadlocked.)

PH Plus put forward Anwar as DPM under Dr M with Shafie Apdal

will be a first as no Sabah/S'wak leaders been DPM

suggestion put forth during Wed’s PH meeting 
marked Anwar’s 1st appearance with Dr M since Feb

Dr M will make way for Anwar with two conditions

(My comments : Ha ha ha ha. Already there are conditions.)

1st [it will only be] after six months
2nd Anwar has to get support from Sabah/S'wak
(My comments : Ha ha ha ha. Shafie Apdal already has support of Sabah/Sarawak).

However no decision
Anwar asked for a week to decide

PH to meet one more time (by next Tues)

This deliberation did not bode well 
questioned Anwar’s motive for postponing 

(My comments : Ha ha ha ha. Brader Anwar postponed giving a reply).

Why one week? 
We should give the good news now. 
Are there any other motives?

(My comments : Ha ha ha ha. Yes there are always other motives. Dr M does not support Brader Anwar. So he wants to dilute Brader Anwar's position by appointing Shafie Apdal as 'another DPM'. Then Brader Anwar must convince Sabah and Sarawak (Shafie's home ground) to support him AND NOT SHAFIE, for PM.)

Dr M’s support vital if Anwar to form govt

insufficient support of MPs for Anwar

selecting PM is not Anwar’s absolute right
PH components exasperation against Anwar for dragging feet 
before Wed meet, refusing to talk with Dr M

problem when Anwar suddenly went incommunicado

Anwar absent from meetings with PH (until Wed) 

2 PH meetings, scheduled for Thurs and Fri postponed 

would not be attended by Anwar

(My comments : Ha ha ha ha. Anwar things he has the upper hand.)

Anwar admitted PH lost support due to Dr M’s remarks against “lazy Malays”

fresh rumour accused Anwar of making deal with Muhyiddin 
in return for ensuring Anwar will succeed Muhyiddin

(My comments : Ha ha ha ha. Err isnt that yet another back door? But that is indeed Brader Anwar's best option. Just cut a deal with Muhyiddin. Dont waste time.)

My comments :  

So first Dr Mahathir resigned - tak tentu pasal. 

This is a big mystery. Why did you resign? 

No one held any gun to your head. 

You resigned on your own.

In that video Dr M said he resigned because he had only 60 MPs supporting him while Brader Anwar had 90 MPs supporting him. That is bullshit.

How do I know that was bullshit? 

Because Dr M now wants to be the PM again. 

I want to ask Dr M - Are you saying now that more MPs support you than Brader Anwar? Has the situation changed? Is that why you want to return as the PM? 

I dont think that was the issue at all.  

It was another misstep by Dr Mahathir.

Another miscalculation. Another Proton Saga moment.

So if Dr M comes back now - there will be two DPMs - Brader and Shafie Apdal.

But there is a proviso - Brader Anwar has a bit more work - he has to convince Sabah and Sarawak.

But Shafie Apdal is from Sabah. 

And he has strong support in Sarawak. 

Surely Sabah and Sarawak will endorse Shafie instead of Brader Anwar.

Here is a reality check - when was the last time Brader Anwar met the Sabah and Sarawak boys on their home turf? Does Brader Anwar even go to Sabah and Sarawak? (Not even to Sandakan? Ada hotel mah. Ha ha ha ha.)

Dr Mahathir will hand over in SIX months? 

Come on - please use otak.

Why be PM for exactly SIX months?

And then hand over to a dodo?

Anyway I am sure you will all remember Wiley E. Coyote (Coyote di sebut ka-yo-ti). Here is a video.

In this video Wiley E Coyote gives a perfect, precise description of the Malaysian Economy.

https://youtu.be/Gq_bjaI0NTo

There is no disputing that the Malaysian economy has already gone over the cliff. 

That is a certainty.

Differences may arise as to the exact amount of time it takes for the Malaysian economy to reach the bottom of the cliff.  

Wiley Coyote falls for about five seconds before he hits the bottom with that splatter sound.

The Malaysian economy will make a much bigger sound. 

And splatter over a larger area as well. 

There definitely are solutions to save the Malaysian economy. 

But no one is really thinking about how to really save the economy. 

Not Brader Anwar either. They have no idea.