SATURDAY JOKES - 26

 

An incompetent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day, he realizes he spent all his time making RM15 bills.
He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change his fake money for real cash.
He travels to a small town and walks into a small minimarket. He goes to the old man behind the counter and asks him, "Do you have change for a RM15 bill?"
The old man replies, "I sure do...How would you like that? Eight and seven or two sixes and a three?"

The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. 

After his arrest, he was denied bale.

A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?"
The father answered immediately, "I just don't know, son. No male has ever lived that long yet."



If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN...
They get really upset.



There are three kinds of men in this world...
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened???



Which person loved Michael Jordan?
Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were going well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve maximum points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest imagination. It was pandemonium.

First Freshman in Math Exam: "How far are you from the correct answer?"
Second Freshman in Math Exam: "About two seats away."

A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his fiftieth birthday, so during this party, he grabs the mic and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. "I will give anything he desires to the person who swims across that pool."
So the party continues with no events in the pool until SUDDENLY, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened, and in the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, wet and soaked!
The millionaire grabs the mic and says, "I am a man of his words; I will give you anything, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So, sir what will it be?" the millionaire asks.
The guy grabs the mic and demands angrily, "I want the idiot who pushed me in!"

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