Beautiful scene at Puncak Alam, Selangor yesterday.
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much.
The study revealed that this is due to the fact that ‘Won Ton’ spelled backward is ‘Not Now’.
The four stages of a man’s life…
- You believe in Santa Claus,
- You don’t believe in Santa Claus,
- You are Santa Claus,
- You look like Santa Claus!
Sex and pizza, they say, are similar.
When it’s good, it’s good.
When it’s bad, you get it on your shirt!
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep!
I’d like a game show with millionaires on it, and they have to play with their own money.
They can’t win money and they can only lose until one of them goes completely broke.
The show is called “Haha, Now You’re Poor Again!”
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom!
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman in her neighbourhood who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?” The gentlemen responded, “Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.”
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, “By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?”
No”, she replied, “but my cucumbers are enormous!
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will”
“Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
His wife got up, unplugged the television and threw out all the beer!
One day, Mom was cleaning junior’s room, and in the closet, she found a Playboy magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.
She finally asked him, ” Well, what should we do about this?”
Dad looked at her and said, “Well, I don’t think you should spank him!”
Two guys were walking past an outdoor basketball court.
“You want to play Horse?” asked one guy.
His friend replied, “Sure, I guess… but only if I get to be the front legs!”
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