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Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Forgive us our sins which are too numerous to be counted


Forgive us our sins which are too numerous to be counted

Forgive us our transgressions which are quite unthinkable

Forgive Shihab for staring into the camera. He is loyal but not the brightest star in the sky (it is a great photo op anyway).

Thank you for all the great bounty you have granted upon us, for they are beyond imagination

Thank you for the great bounty that you are about to grant us for it is always substantial.

We dont know whether to thank you or seek your protection from that Fei Low guy who has made so much bounty possible. Please guide us in this matter. In the meantime we will accept the bounty. 

Thank you for the few servants who are very humble to us and help us keep all the bounties

Thank you for the air conditioning that makes this country habitable. Please guide us towards a long term lease.

Please protect us from the blongangs (blogger bangang) from using Flight Tracker to track our flight plan for they are a nuisance.

Please protect us from unscrupulous Indian diamond traders when we engage in trade with them.  They always outsmart us.

We seek thy grace to save us from your very humble servant Dr Mahathir. Please expand his chest and cool his anger for we certainly cannot do it.

Lastly please bless us with better quality cyber troopers. The ones we have make us look so stupid. We do offer postpaid options as well.

Hallowed be thy name and glory be to thee.

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