For All Non Melayoo Supporters Of Brader : Nazri/UMNO's Kau Tim With Brader Anwar

URGENT HIGHLIGHT : FOR ALL YOU ARDENT NON MELAYU SUPPORTERS OF BRADER ANWAR - CAN YOU FEEL THAT GROWING SENSATION INSIDE YOUR BUTT? THAT SENSATION WILL SOON GROW BIGGER.

Do read on.   This is from Mkini:

WELL WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT :    

Dont be too surprised ok. I am certainly not surprised at all. Regular readers of this blog will know that this is what I have been saying all along.  

A few days ago the daughter and the Invoke  guy had lunch with Khairy J.   Now according to Nazri he has cut a deal with Brader Anwar.

   

On the other hand, Tun Dr Mahathir's deal is he wants UMNO to be dissolved first.  That is a huge difference from Nazri's kau tim with Brader Anwar which says that Umno stays intact. A huge difference. Then there is more.

Nazr says he got Brader Anwar TO AGREE to his  FOUR requests.

Brader Anwar has agreed that :

1. UMNO is not dissolved

2. Not to "harass" Najib  by imposing bail on him so many times ??

3. to restore the village chief system

4. UMNO MPs receive same allocation as government MPs 

Bail is imposed by the Court as per each and separate charge filed against an accused person. As a lawyer Nazri should know that. 

How can Brader Anwar agree to this request by Nazri? 

This is tantamount to interfering in the Courts.  

But this is exactly what you will get.

(By the way that picture of the UMNO goons meeting with Tun Dr Mahathir (in the previous post) was from October 22nd. This is what folks are saying. Tengku Adnan looks so damned worried and unhappy. True enough Tengku Adnan was charged for corruption AFTER that meeting. Because Tun Dr Mahathir said "No deal".)

The only way to avoid 'multiple bail' is to stop pressing any more charges against Najib. Nazri did not explain this part. Very clever.  Basically what he is saying is 'no more charges against Najib'.

Mr Tommy Thomas Esquire,  please read this part very carefully. 

Idi cālā muriki rājakīyālu !! This is very dirty politics
(Google translate Telugu bro).

The village chief system is an old time UMNO money dispensing scheme. That is how they control the village vote too.

UMNO MPs receive same allocation as government MPs. So that UMNO can "give to the people"?    How about MCA and MIC MPs? The pendatang need funds too.   

In return UMNO MPs will back Anwar when he becomes prime minister in one and a half year's time !!  

And in the next election UMNO / PKR will  fight against Bersatu, Amanah and Warisan!! 

Nazri says Anwar hinted that he does not need Amanah, Bersatu or Warisan !! 

Brader Anwar agreed to that also?? 

Is that sensation inside your butt growing stronger and bigger? 

I certainly hope so.

So Anwar told Nazri that PKR, DAP and Gabungan Sarawak will have 110 seats !! Plus Nazri and one more then Brader Anwar gets to be prime minister!! Banyak cantik.

DAP?  How can Brader Anwar be so sure that the DAP will support him?

Unless of course Brader Anwar and DAP have already shared a cup of Kopi Luwak. 

By the way there is a fatwa on kopi luwak. 

In brief , the musang's butt is also halal. 
Semua boleh halal. 

My friend Ronnie Liew of Selangor DAP has warned Dr Mahathir against picking up any "rubbish" from UMNO.

Ronnie I think you must reply to all these allegations by Nazri that has now gone super viral. Has the DAP leadership also done a kau tim deal with Brader Anwar? That is the question.

I say DAP guys, just in case,  better go and  buy industrial strength KY Jelly right now.  Dont forget ah - industrial strength. You will certainly need it.

Nazri says UMNO just has to sit and wait for Brader Anwar to be the PM. 

The deal is already done. Sudah kau tim.