Selingan : MO1's New Logo Is A Feng Shui Disaster

Folks, this is a filler piece before the main items on today's menu. The brainless MOI fellow has revealed a new logo for his website or something. 

Feng Shui experts say it is a "feng shui disaster".  Whoever advised the moron over this is possibly out to sabotage him. More on this later.

First here is the logo :

Firstly, you can see that the N is 'liwatting'  the R.  Since R represents his father's name and his family legacy, it implies that the son is liwatting and destroying the family name.  How true.

From a distance, the word .COM can be misread as .CON, short for 'conman' or 'convict' or in this case both.

The five vertical bars below the whole logo appear like sharp spears that are stabbing him from below or from behind. This is already happening in UMNO and in Sarawak. Do read my next blog post.

Again from a distance, the five vertical bars look like the letter MM, written close to each other. MM also stands for Mahathir Mohamed.

As you are aware Mahathir Mohamed is indeed  in the process of skewering this brainless child.

The other interpretation is those FIVE VERTICAL bars represent jail bars. If you slide those bars upwards, it becomes jail bars.  Meaning that MOI will one day be put behind bars.

Finally the blue background looks like the sea, the "blue ocean". Implying NR has been cast adrift and alone in this huge blue ocean. With five spears ready to stick him up his ass. 

This is a very, very poorly designed logo.

I do have some OutSyed The Box suggestions.  Why not decorate this with some pink hippos and polka-dot teddy bears?  That would or should capture the fellow more accurately, wouldnt it? What say you.