Hi folks. I ‘inherited’ a tablet from my boys and am getting used to the new hardware. It should be quicker because I can use the touch-screen and type with a keyboard at the same time. However I have to get familiar with new key strokes. Hence the slow updates yesterday.
Had lunch in that Sri Lankan restaurant in PJ which sells donated books for RM5.00 ‘donation’. I picked up this interesting book :
Well the book says it is full of giant insults. Which goes to prove - you can write a book about anything and someone will buy it.
Here are some insults from the book :
1. About slackers
“He heard that hard work never killed anybody, but he is taking no chances on being its first victim”
He’s too lazy to walk in his sleep - he hitchhikes.
His wife is the power behind the drone.
2. Politicians
He approaches every question with an open mouth.
He shakes your hands before the elections and after the elections he shakes your confidence. (OSTB : Ha ha ha).
For him the path of glory leads but to the gravy.
He has a straightforward way of dodging issues.
Plus many more.
Had lunch in that Sri Lankan restaurant in PJ which sells donated books for RM5.00 ‘donation’. I picked up this interesting book :
Here are some insults from the book :
1. About slackers
“He heard that hard work never killed anybody, but he is taking no chances on being its first victim”
He’s too lazy to walk in his sleep - he hitchhikes.
His wife is the power behind the drone.
2. Politicians
He approaches every question with an open mouth.
He shakes your hands before the elections and after the elections he shakes your confidence. (OSTB : Ha ha ha).
For him the path of glory leads but to the gravy.
He has a straightforward way of dodging issues.
Plus many more.
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