Despite Johor Voting BN, They Did Not Get A Six Lane Highway. What About Other States? Do They Get 8 Lane Highway?

Here is another really stupid election promise by the BN :

• LABIS: major gift awaits Johor if BN wins big 
• Khaled made public request to Najib to widen Johor stretch to 6 lanes
• Khaled to include widening of Johor stretch of NS Hiway in manifesto

Err.. so if they widen the Johor stretch of the NS Hiway to SIX lanes, does it mean that the PLUS Highway Concession Agreement will be extended maybe by 999 years?

But Johor has already been voting for UMNO / BN all this while. Still, no SIX lanes. Now they must vote for BN again and then they may get SIX LANES ?? 

Ok. Memang pun orang Johor a bit thick in the head. Tak reti kira kut?

How about other States? Like Perak? They have been voting for UMNO / BN for so long.  No SIX LANES along the Perak stretch of the NS Hiway (except near toll booths and intersections).  

So what is so special about Johor? 

That Johor gets SIX LANES and other States do not ?  

Here is more confusing BN election promises:

Eh eh . . itu parti hijau sudah lagi panjang jubah dia. Pasai apa depa belum haram undi di negeri Kelate depa sendiri?

Kena tunggu Jawa pula datang hapus judi di negeri Kelate?

Eh eh.. sejak bila ada judi di negeri Kelate? 

Kan depa itu negeri serambi serapah sampa ke apa? Dah pun suci. Negeri yang sudah pun suci. Serambi serapah sampah entah apa lagi.

Datang pula Jawa menuduh ada debu dalam suci depa.

Ok macam mana pula di negeri lain? Negeri Perak macam mana?

Negeri Pahang macam mana? 

Berlenggang hai melenggang tari lenggang

Kalau baik hati nanti orang pun sayang

Negeri Pahang, aman sentosa

Sudah lah kaya dengan tempat perjudian

Berlenggang hai tari lenggang

Sebelum nak pi usik negeri orang, 

elok pi cuci negeri awak sendiri.

I guess this is where the education system, the sekolah tahfiz, the religious indoctrination etc play their important parts.  Once every five years. Silly season is in full bloom.