The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes, the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, four minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone!”
Chintu: “You never study, so how come you don’t fail your mathematics test?”
Pintu: “Because whenever there is a mathematics test, I don’t go to school!”
Teacher: “What is the largest city?”
Student: “Electricity!”
A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over the weekend. His father is a pilot and taught him the word “takeoff.” His mother is a zoo keeper and taught him the word “zebra.” His big sister was going to have a baby and taught him the word “baby.”
He went to school the next day and his teacher asked, ”What are your three words?”
The boy said, ”Takeoff zebra baby!”
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So, I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, Dumbo!”
So, I corrected myself, “My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?”
End of the story!!!
If I ever need a brain transplant, I’d choose yours because I’d want a brain that had never been used!
It goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet.
What is it?
A bubblegum!
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
I want you inside me!
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers;
The middle one’s for you!
You should do some soul-searching.
Maybe you’ll find one!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know.
It’ll only take 10 seconds!
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